Salem ☾

❝Curse my sarcastic nature.❞

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

❝I'm a cat. I'm curious. So, kill me❞
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[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

" I know! But, you know, when you have paws is much more difficult to get anything done. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Thank you for noticing my diet.
I've been working out. "
He just sits.
"And no, I just want scratches. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

@Spellmeflames "You better! Tuna is the fuel of the soul, Cora. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Oh. More Spellman.
Great. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Are you good at scratching cats?
How about we test it? "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"I like you. This Halloween I only did three blood sacrifices! "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

Nuzzles @followthouheart

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Athena. That was terrible"

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"I've been absent for too long and no one brought tuna.
Despicable"

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Be thankful that I don't use your drawer. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Oh, really? I thought I forgot to shave for a long time"
Cue the smirk.
"I'm still a wizard, a four-legged one! BOO! "
That should work.

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Happy Friday the 13th to everyone.
Bow to me. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"If it isn't Zelda.
I'll have you know that today is a very important for dark wizards. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"I can smell sarcasm. Kind of.
Either that or you forgot to empty my litter box. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Demons, witches, bloodthirsty people... I'M IN HEAVEN! "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Well, well! If it isn't Athena.
Hello, darling, nice to see you back. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

@PrettyHalfWitch "I will. And if this tuna ends up being expired, add a pillow to your shopping list, lady. "
Monching the tuna away.

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

"Hey, people. Today is Friday the 13th and your favorite cat is here!
Time to scare some dark witches!
HAHAHA! "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

@TeenHalfWitch "Mittens? That's derogatory against cats.
I love it. "

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

@TeenHalfWitch "Rainboots?"

[Salem ☾ @BringTheTuna]

@PrettyHalfWitch "Am I ever not? "
Purrs against Sabrina.
"Tuna!! "