This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn
if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me
Might be able to talk to that girl after a little liquid courage (takes shot) and some solid courage (snorts cocaine) and maybe a little gaseous courage (huffs computer duster)