Jake Brinkmann

Currently: sad about Lions football

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

@curtislewisIII A true hero

[Tom Hur @KoreaPistonsFan]

If you're in Detroit and want to meet James Harden during the Cavs Pistons playoff series, go to Legends lol

[National Champion Shapiro Undergraduate Library @UMichUGLI]

JUWAN PUNCHED SO THESE BOYS COULD RUN LETS GOOOO

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

Putting in contacts the day after sleeping with your contacts in may be a a top 10 worst life experience

[CadeWrld 🇦🇺 @WrldCade]

Rise up #BeefStewNation

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

SWEPT THE BEARS FOR ANDY 🧹💙

[The Mexinadian @The_Mexinadian]

My opinion:

[Biff poggi @BiffPoggi]

Pulling together, staying together. WE ARE TOGETHER! GoBlue

[Brad Holmes Bulge @BradHolmesBulge]

Summary of the game so far #OnePride

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

Step 1 complete. Please football gods don’t let my teams go 0-2 this week

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

Getting dangerously close to sacrificing the Lions on Thanksgiving for Michigan to win The Game. Not certain yet but getting close to doing it.

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

Getting dangerously close to sacrificing the Lions on Thanksgiving for Michigan to win The Game. Not certain yet but getting close to doing it.

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

UP NEXT: ANN ARBOR 📍

There's nothing quite like The Game during rivalry week 👏

@OhioStateFB | @UMichFootball

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

How can you not be romantic about hockey?

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

BUF 44 - TB 32

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1095th unique score in NFL history, and the 4th of the 2025 season.

Path to Scorigami: TB FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD+PAT, BUF TD+PAT, TB FG, TB TD, BUF FG, BUF TD+PAT, TB TD, BUF TD, BUF TD+PAT

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Beer snake at Wrigley forming 🐍🍻🏟️

[katty³³⁶⁹ IS GOING TO COTA!!!!!!! @ktmxv]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ MCLAREN 🕯️
🕯️ WILL 🕯️
🕯️ DOUBLE DNF 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️

[Champions Circle @ChampCircleUofM]

We’re thrilled to welcome our newest donor: @_willcompton! After another loss in the Bussin’ Bowl, the Nebraska Football Alum has stepped up big time with a major contribution to Michigan NIL.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

THE LIONS ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG

👑👑👑

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

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@NFL_Scorigami come on brotha wake up!