today I learned that Adam Levine is married to a VS model
then I learned that he cheated on her after 8 yrs of marriage while she’s pregnant w/ their 3rd child
and 3 secs after THAT I learned he wanted to name the child he’s expecting after his mistress
hold on I need a minute
@Emilymorgaannn I was a Jess until I realized how dumb it was. Maybe she’ll grow up and discover there was a hazel in the world before she named her daughter.
yesterday my students saw me eating a snack at my desk and one asked:
“Ms. Taylor when you go on dates you finish all your food huh?”
I almost quit my job