Balazos:
Shot glass + tequila + squirt + lime + pinch of salt.
Grab a few napkins, fold it into square, cover the glass & SLAM it onto the table.
The mixture fizzes up & you must down that bitch instantly.
Created in my hometown of La Concha Pedorra.
*CAUTION* You will get FU!
Some great beers:
The airport beer
The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready
The hotel balcony 7pm beer
The straight to the pub from work beer
The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer
The Friday before Christmas beer(s)