Gregory Chapman

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@TheCriticalDri2 Taika will fuck this up with his horrible “humour” while miscasting Dredd as that boy actor who just screams his lines in every movie he is in:

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@IGN IGNs target demographic, the modern audience, turns up to rally and support them over their latest shenanigans:

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@juliemonry Probably billions of our tax payers money to help China and their climate change issue that’s somehow our responsibility. In unrelated news all tax return statements will now be delivered in fortune cookies. Non negotiable.

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@SkyNewsAust They can keep the useless prick. Am in the process of making Albo dunny paper - it will be more of a use to the Aussie public than he currently is.

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@7AFL I thought I blocked you cunts. 🖕🏻off

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@SkyNewsAust The only person needing banning from the internet is Julie Inman Grant herself.

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Considering the recent tragic passing of amazing chef Anne Burrell, could @StreamOnMax Australia please add all seasons of @worst_cooks to stream here in her honour. Be greatly appreciated 🙏

[Francynancy @FranMooMoo]

Seriously? 🙄

A Sunshine Coast university student (and proud Wirajyuri woman), has been awarded a prestigious scholarship to represent First Nations Australians at NAIDOC week celebrations in Rome.

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@FranMooMoo Homebrand white sandwich bread is darker than this grifter.

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@Goalkickingguru The only thing Aboriginals have been doing longer than anyone else is lying.

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@MCUFilmNews @DanielRPK But they have already done Modok in Antman 3.

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@cosmicbooknews India should be more worried about their offcut reject immigrants flooding other countries and their globally despised call centres and scammers over the comments of a lone movie director. Priorities.

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@NoticerNews Australia has gone from the lucky country to the Temu version of North Korea. This woman is a menace and if anyone needs to be banned from the internet, its Julie Grant. Hey Julie, 🖕🏻

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Those useless fucks at Kedron Qld @HungryJacksAU serving incorrect stone cold burgers. Forget about renovating the store. Sack all the staff and hire ppl who actually have more than 1 brain cell between them. Happens every fucking time. Head office take note this happens daily.

[Jim Chalmers MP @JEChalmers]

Today's encouraging inflation data illustrates the really substantial and now sustained progress that Australians have made together when it comes to getting on top of this global inflation challenge.

We know people are still under pressure and that's why we're rolling out a whole raft of new cost of living measures from next Tuesday. #auspol #ausecon

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@marvel_updat3s 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[Jill Marinelli @JillMarinelli1]

Home invasion tonight 😢

I was sitting in my lounge room watching late night TV this evening, waiting for Miss 21 to come home, front door unlocked for her to get into the house quickly at night without scrambling for her keys ..

I heard the front door open and someone walked in .. I called out to my daughter and there was no reply ..

I walked towards the entry hall where it was darker than the lounge room and there was a black man, aged around 40 just staring back at me. I had my water bottle in my hand so I hit him in the face with it, I started screaming like my house was on fire and I attracted the attention of my neighbours who came out to help. One even called the police. The guy proceeded to leave my home telling me that
Google maps had brought him to my address .. and I asked him why didn’t he ring the door bell or wait to be let in ?
As I was yelling and screaming outside my front door another black male figure appeared from behind a parked car in the street .. they both got away before police arrived ..

I was trying to explain to my daughters (who were not home at the time) what he looked like and this was the best resemblance I could find on the internet .. it is not the male I’m talking about .. (see attached pic)

I went into shock half an hour after the event .. I fell to pieces.

I forgot all about my baseball bat too ..

What a terrible experience it was .. I literally pissed my pants because of the fear he put me through .. I thought I was going to have a heart attack right there in front of him

Keep your doors locked … this isn’t the Australia we once knew … this is becoming more like Johannesburg .. disgraceful that we don’t feel safe in our own homes 😢😢😢

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@BGatesIsaPyscho It’s Monday morning here in Australia and I really needed a laugh, so, thanks 😂😂😂

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@EndymionYT They need a new console so they can release another remaster of TLoU..,

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@HollierRhodes But the truth is, there are businesses out there that are all those things. This is worse than ambulance chasing. 1 star.