Jasmine Bristle

Writer, business oriented, web master and general geek!

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance - Derek Bok

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Never, never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill

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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

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It's not the mistakes in life that are important; it's what we learn from them. - Donna Guthrie

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The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

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Crack is cheap I make too much $ to ever smoke crack. Lets get that straight. OK? We dont do crack We dont do that Crack is whack - Whtney H

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Read the History of Corona Beer http://t.co/8jUVoIjopV

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The earth? Oh the earth will be gone in a few seconds...I'm going to blow it up. It's obstructing my view of Venus. - Marvin the Martian

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One way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. - Cyril Connolly

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More die in the United States of too much food than too little. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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Tantrums, Sick Days, and Being a Patient Mommy http://t.co/MBZh3crc2o

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Credit card sized took kit with 2-Inch Serrated Knife, can/bottle opener & Flat screwdriver, tweezers & toothpick! http://t.co/S4TBOH4ywZ

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I hope I didn't bore you too much with my life story. - Elvis Presley

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It's like wrestling a gorilla- you don't quit when you're tired, you quit when the gorilla is tired - Robert Strauss

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Australian Beers? Yep - check them out... http://t.co/md2gRPPM2Y

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Read the Biography of Robin Trower http://t.co/Lpz215HwMz

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Great Guide to Mountain Biking http://t.co/1oA4iSv4rp

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Check Out This Monopoly Money Extra Long Tie - Fun! http://t.co/usgqo5vY2E

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The greatest lie you can make is to lie to yourself. - Matt Zotti

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen