Baby Cause I’m A Thug

Doula Mamí

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Coochie is too sensitive for me ! One wrong move , one wrong meal , one pair of too tight pants , one wrong dick , one week of no fruit , one wrong bar soap , one too many seafood boils , one too many drinks and it wanna be smelly 😒 and ppl wonder why I don’t want they ass breathing on me . Please watch out before u have me smelling like fish 🤣 as a woman you literally have to walk like u just dropped out of heaven !

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

"who is the pretty little white girl in the sparkles that brought out Earth, Wind, & Fire?"

"that's Sabrina Carpenter. she sings Espresso."

"😀" (old girl doesn't know it by this title)

"you call it THINKIN BOUT ME"

"ohhh yes she's adorable okay I would like to officially support her. she's like a bite sized Mae West, love her vibes"

"I'm sure she feels better knowing this and is grateful"

"don't be a smartass, just tell her I said it"

"mama, I don't know Sabrina Carpenter personally"

"but you have that tweet thing, just declare my support IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SHE'LL SEE IT GOD GOT ME"

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

My girls and I had a good ass time this weekend. I love that for us.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ma’am in case nobody told you, you did a terrible job with THAT one

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Rush Hour did have some top notch racism tho

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN: The man who built the ICE-tracking app just dared Trump’s entire administration to come for him.

“Go ahead. Demonize me. Demonize the app. It’s called the First Amendment, look it up.”

That’s the energy. You don’t need a badge or a bench to defend the Constitution, sometimes all it takes is a server and a spine.

[metcalf eatin candy nshit @itsnotpap]

you just had to fucking be on here when this bitch dropped man this shit was POWERFUL niggatry 😭😭😭😭😭

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

Love that for Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SINNERS’ has become the highest-grossing live-action original film domestically in the past 15 years.

[Lou Young @LouYoungIII]

This how Raq & Kanan be arguing on Raising Kanan. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂🎬 @blynn_cuhh https://t.co/eqpyUdRGVY

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

🤣🤣

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Flamingo Drama

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

@ExtraGram__Sam @just_Doss We can’t, but we see your RTs and know what you used to like so we’re sure it’s pretty similar lol

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

In what universe does a 60 million dollar opening for an original studio movie warrant this headline?

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

The jokes literally write themselves.

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

This movie was so good. I’m ready to watch it again.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Coogler’s ‘SINNERS’ is the best reviewed wide-release film of the decade.

98% from critics and 96% from audience members on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/AGnQ9Gwyyv

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

TikTok is getting out of hand. I work for a company that makes designer glasses. I’ve seen 2 TikTok’s saying our glasses are made in China and you can buy them from some Chinese website 🤣🤣.

[A T H E N A CEO @LuchiTheDesignr]

If I see one more person say Louis Vuitton leather is sourced from Africa and sent to China to get made ima scream

[FR:VR PM @FRVRKent]

“Mute” is fasho one of the best social media features ever haha

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

Keep your cat lady ass away from me 🤣

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

I was supposed to go over my cousins. I forgot her ass had a cat.. I will not be visiting any time soon.

[Baby Cause I’m A Thug @BritCAKE_]

My stock looks like shit right now and it’s making me want to throw up.