BritishProblems

You're quite likely to lol at my tweets if you're British

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The BBC classing everything as ‘Breaking News’.

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“Don’t recycle at home, recycle with bags at large supermarket.” No thank you, I’d rather not have to hoard all my empty packaging then take it with me when I go shopping, which I don’t even do because we get home delivery…

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Colmans mustard not even remotely spicy these days

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Those frickin ‘Hey Car’ ads that appear before and during programmes on Sky. The mix of the stupid chanting and the ridiculous gurning capering people makes me want to start biting strangers.

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Got rejected from a job yesterday

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People hording seats to themselves on the train

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Post office lost my package and paid me back.... in stamps

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Prospective employer: "we want original documents and won't accept online only documents" Every organisation that supplies the sorts of documents they're after: "we've gone paperless to help the environment!"

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Streaming services deciding you're not allowed to read anything with the video paused.

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Saw a man punch a chair threatening to beat up a woman when they got off the bus, so called the police. Every single passenger personally shouted at me for making the bus stop.

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Rescued a bird from my cat. Told my dad on the phone, "my first instinct was 'swallow.'" BF has been intermittently pissing himself laughing ever since.

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Painting Lynx deodorants as some kind of orgasmic pheromone that causes feral behaviour in women at the faintest whiff.

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The station departure board rush.

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Hearing children outside the house having a water fight and there is always that one kid screaming 'dont get me, I'm not allowed to get wet!'

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The size of a large chips is different at every chippy I've been to

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Pets at Home switched from DHL to evri for my dog food delivery. Guess I’d better make plans for doggo to starve waiting for the order to never show up.

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Energy companies: 'even though you're on a smart meter and we can see how much gas/ele/water you actually use we've decided to estimate you'll use loads more this year so we'd like to hike your DD to cover it' Me: 'that makes no sense though' Energy companies: 'lol we know'

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Commuting by train and having to deal with the epidemic of people putting bags and coats on empty chairs when the train is rammed

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Drivers already going 10 mph under the speed limit slowing down even more when they see a speed camera

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The MSM shoving Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby down our throats as if anyone truely cares!