ThunderCunt

[ThunderCunt @BritLR924]

I’m curious. What do people like more?

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

[🖤🦇ℜ𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰🦇🖤 @raven__darkness]

el orgasmo femenino es mayormente concentración y yo tengo síntomas de TDAH

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

opening twitter is like a cigarette break

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

at the gym doing 3 sets of bullshit

[cherry @cherryxcupid]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two boobs in ur face

[• @yducknow]

telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

This usually how it goes

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[Arthur @SunSwordKing]

Harley Quinn got a fat fucking butt ngl

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

I hope y'all suck dick as good as y'all suck the fun out of everything my god

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

her: "come to my room, I need to charge my phone."
me: "no, you don't. It's on 96%."
me 5 years later:

[rose @wynrosei]

Real praise kink girlies know that “good girl” ain’t the only kind of praise. Please think of something else. I’m bored. 😂🫠

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Ghosting doesn't work on me, idgaf if we never talk again

[g @34rths]

Been noticing the sexual tension between Me and what I'm capable of