Chris Crippler

• Samson Family Member • Straight from the archives of professional wrestling • Special Emissary • Parody Account •

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

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[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

An Aussie war goddess showing she can copy & write/handwriting names like a toddler. Give her a cookie, fosters or a Moreton Bay Bug. Good effort, @wa_wargoddess. Next lesson will be colouring within the lines followed by finding out who jumped over the moon. @one_wrestle

[Veni Vidi Bia @wa_wargoddess]

The quickest way from Point A to Point B is a straight bloody line. Get ready, cus I'm runnin' through the lot of'em like a late night Crunchwrap Supreme meal deal from Taco Bell. One by one til there's only one left standin'. Time to get to work 😏🤙

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@RydeOfYourLife @one_wrestle @Braddock420 @WildBeardyMan You're nothing but a fraud. Little general manager assisted you to beat me. You couldn't do it otherwise. I had you beat and you know it.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

This cannot get any worse. I'm in France for @one_wrestle. Stupid country. @Braddock420 pinned @WildBeardyMan. Stupid man beast. @RydeOfYourLife retained his title. Stupid title held by a stupid "man". Stupid.. stupid.. stupid..

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@ChaosG0blin I have a silver bullet with an American Werewolfs name on it. Yes.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@Braddock420 @one_wrestle @WildBeardyMan @RydeOfYourLife Someone googled a big word to use. Good for you.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@Braddock420 Correcting what.. not adding titles? Diddums.

I am a legend. Ask Tony Rios in UWL just who I am! He will remember 20 plus years ago what I achieved.

But who cares, right. I don't need to carry anything. I've got people to carry my things for me!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@Braddock420 You don't give a damn yet you do when some are not mentioned. Hmm. If I'm ignorant then that makes you a condescending ignoranus.

You may fight but I'm a wrestler. And pretty good at it too.

I'll show you and the other unhinged beast this at Glory!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

Worse thing is we are going to France. @one_wrestle world domination tour. Why France? All they are is white flag waving, garlic smelling, baguette baking, cheese eating surrender monkeys.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@WildBeardyMan @Braddock420 I might not be an unhinged hardcore wrestler like you 2. I know @justtap63 is throwing his weight around in power. After his disrespect at #Massive5. I'll show him by beating these 2! Show @one_wrestle the Samson Family is still a dominant force in 1WM

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

Look at this fool. Lost everyone he ever cared about (thanks to me) and is trying to unzip his pants at the first sniff of a warm blooded woman. @RydeOfYourLife you're a disgrace. But @justtap63 will make sure you're okay, right. @one_wrestle do something about this!

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 ❍ 𝐑𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫 @RydeOfYourLife]

@KittyEvermore @SavvyxAndrews And here I thought I was in great shape until you showed me up today. You're an incredible athlete and in elite shape right now. You make everything you do look so effortless and easy and you blew my mind today. Wow.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@one_wrestle @Braddock420 is a former UWL TV & Tag Champion. Looking to challenge the PWC world champ. An ultraviolent drunk underground buffoon. First match since the Degradation Chamber. You've been discredited by Raze. You'll now be humbled by a true legend of this sport. Me!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@one_wrestle @WildBeardyMan you might be a champion in AAW & ECWF but you're nothing more than fodder here in 1WM! You might have attacked Erik Holland but you're an unhinged lunatic who cannot wrestle. Muscle, brawn but no brains. I'll show you why I am a legend! THE Legend!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@one_wrestle have decided to place me in a Triple Threat match on #Glory44 against @WildBeardyMan & @Braddock420. Feels like @justtap63 is on a power trip. Trying to punish me. Jokes on him. I'm going to come out on top. Beat the unhinged manbeast & deathmatch brawler.. somehow.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@KeepTheSabbath1 I'm available whenever you're free.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

I'd rather not see you @RydeOfYourLife and the unprofessional @justtap63 again. It is a travesty. He ruined our match by interfering! I would be here victorious if it wasn't for him! @one_wrestle won't be doing anything to discipline him! Utter shambles!

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 ❍ 𝐑𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫 @RydeOfYourLife]

You should go back and rewatch our match at Massive Five.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

Not sure what to watch today. @one_wrestle would have been the first choice but @justtap63 unprofessionalism ruined that. Plus no one will rewatch it after the besmirching of @JSamsonEsquire. A sad and dark time for all of professional wrestling.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@justtap63 @one_wrestle @JSamsonEsquire @RydeOfYourLife Don't act like you're all innocent. Like you didn't involve yourself and put your hands on me! You assisted Ryder! Biased much! This is a travesty and I demand something to be done about this @one_wrestle!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

Unprofessional antics is exactly what @justtap63 did! @one_wrestle needs to do something regarding this! This heinous act is an outrage! Ruined what was meant to be a defining moment in 1WM history! This and replacing @JSamsonEsquire without a moment's hesitation!

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

I have been a commissioner in a past life. I've been a promoter and owner. A trainer and coach. I can do a better job than @justtap63! @one_wrestle I would never do what he did to me! He crossed the line! I would demand action but @JSamsonEsquire is recovering. #GetBetter

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

@PRS_2Pretty4U Ya'lls? You think I would waste my money or effort on something so demeaning? Poor people can have all the tinned food without a can opener for all I care. You may believe you're 'A' conversation but not a relevant one. One that holds anyone's attention to say the least.

[Chris Crippler @BritSensationCC]

We both know what you "wish" happened, didn't. Sort of like your desire for the red wolves to win. That didn't happen either. Like your attempt at winning the world title. A pattern emerging.

[“Pretty” Ricky Stanton @PRS_2Pretty4U]

No, we are not.

I hope his insurance got cancelled enroute to the hospital.

Hope the EMS vehicle hit three potholes.

I hope the straps came loose and he fell off the bed.

I hope it took 35 tries for them to find a vein for an IV

I hope his hospital food was cold.