Gary the Giraffe

she/her

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@spelunky_ Girl why Staten Island?

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@DevsFan82 @NJDevils When have they not ?

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@TheBrattPack63 You are too kind to Philly pizza

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@graceyldn Having just spent s month in England, i understood this so well and it brought me so much joy on so many levels 😂

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@JimCantore This is my fault. I work outside in the US and am doing a study abroad in Oxford this year. I bragged to my coworker in April that I'd miss the worst of the heat. 😬 So sorry folks, it had to follow me.

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@Bowens_Official We're from the same town! I don't actually follow wrestling, but I follow you 💕 it's hard to be yourself coming from there, I'm glad you made it.

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@estherzelda0514 I have fructose malabsorption. The last time I talked to a nutritionist she recommended healthy snacks, like carrots throughout the day.

Carrots have fructose in them and caused a reaction so bad I couldn't drive myself home. I'm all done with nutritionists after that.

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@NoahKahan some of us love the set list.💕

[lex 💎 5sos era @luvOP81]

you guys are being very mean to noah kahan about his setlist and it’s genuinely making me upset

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@LasVegasCounsel @KristinRaworth I hope your daughters have someone safe they can turn to since you clearly aren't it

[lex! @86TERAVAINEN]

only one player in NHL history admitted to hearing a woman weeping while being assaulted, left her there, then later changed his story to cover up for his friends who assaulted her.

His name is Brett Howden.

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@ebteeiii @NJDevils @PruCenter National Military Appreciation Month is celebrated throughout May in the United States & Veterans and Military Families month is celebrated in November.

You'd know that I'd this wasn't some performative bullshit. Happy pride!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@Yadirabornaceli @NJDevils @PruCenter National Military Appreciation Month is celebrated throughout May in the United States & Veterans and Military Families month is celebrated in November.

You'd know that I'd this wasn't some performative bullshit. Happy pride!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@ThefaithfulCit3 @NJDevils @PruCenter This doesn't include the gays? I'm confused. Fire and brimstone sound fun! 🏳️‍🌈

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@BoehneGreg89557 @NJDevils @PruCenter Veterans month is November! Hope this helps. Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@Frosty_Xan @NJDevils @PruCenter I can't tell if you're pro or against pride night but this meme is my favorite. 🏳️‍🌈😂

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@spelunky_ Genuinely surprised that Essex and Bergen aren't on here too.

[⁸⁵Alicia³² @Alicia_kizzy]

A rapist has the chance to win the Stanley cup and you’re going to sit here and tell me that accusations ruin men’s lives

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@shagbark_hick I live near Philly and it's all over the place here.

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@fdswift13 The way I would purchase live versions immediately.

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@RachelLeishman My teenager had to write three whole essays (5 paragraphs!!) and didn't finish. These kids are soft.