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[Green610.sol @green610_]

Never do the envy, jealousy, and insecure stuff. Be the hustler, the well-wisher, the go-getter.

[WAVYEMMA @wavyemma]

i feel bad for teens cuz urban outfitters used to cut it for school. now everybody has a 50 inch bussdown, $150 extendo nail sets, & all designer. the first day of school pop out is on the syllabus & graded. lunch lady wont serve u unless u buy a section in the cafeteria

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

And we will give all the kids a day off of school in remembrance of a drunk, racist, rapist!!!!! And when you think about it those things are pretty much American, taking advantage of the booze, bitches, and the Blacks, and that’s why Columbus Day is the most American ass holiday

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Let’s tell everybody how our land was discovered by a Italian man, with an Anglicanized name, sent by a Spanish queen, but you can’t discover shit that wasn’t missing esp. if your map is wrong, but it doesn’t matter cause they won’t teach history properly in schools anyway

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Reverse tea party but instead of drinking it, we will drown it, and that’ll really show those red coat mother fuckers who love their tea!!!! And then a war happened and then the Americans were all like now that that’s done, let’s take some more land and some more slaves and then

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

I love how the British wanted to son the American colonists who were kinda like their literal sons and the colonists were all like “oh nooo, oh noooooo, you’re not gonna treat US like shit, we are white too dammit!” And then the baby Americans were all like, let’s throw a

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

it’s tempting to be ashamed of past versions of yourself—for the mistakes you made, and the things you didn’t know. but why not choose a more constructive mindset? stop being ashamed of your past self—instead, look at how far you’ve come as evidence of how much further you can go

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

@_iSpeakDaTruth send me our picture friend

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

My puppy is setting me up for failure. Here I am presenting to the CFO and he decides it’s time to bang his bone against my desk. I yeet it across the room so the noise stops and now Charlie’s ass knows how to fetch. Had to mute myself mid sentence 😩😩😩 #WFH

[YOON @YOON_AMBUSH]

The internet used to be an escape from reality Now, reality is an escape from the internet.

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

@XXL @RealMastaKilla The Blood Diamond and One Wish Mashup

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

@thecanvageek @smartmockups @canva Say you’re the goat without saying you’re the goat.

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

@ta_alabi When you stare at the screen so long you don’t realize you haven’t blinked. Then you do…

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

In other news I could be a email validation expert. The number of people who forward me their spam and ask “is this real” is actually mind boggling

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

I’m still waiting for that moment where I grow up and know exactly what I’m doing 😩

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

You don’t have to leave the planet to get real food anymore.

UFOER EATS now serving humans
#CanvaDesignChallenge @canva (I’m having too much fun with this.)

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

Invoice paid.

[Canva @canva]

Best feedback you’ve received on a Canva design?

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

That 7 month old is a genius…especially considering the source of 50% of her 🧬

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

Asked one of the beings to snap a pic of my first trip to 3rd rock. #CanvaDesignChallenge @canva

[Brit @BritTheBrain]

Imagine crashing your UFO 🛸 on Earth only to find yourself poked by its inhabitants… #CanvaDesignChallenge @canva