Brit Tips

from @StatsBritain

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Gain an extra friend by being your own friend.

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Stop yourself falling asleep by thinking about tea.

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Don't get emotionally attached to your favourite cup by being dead inside.

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Visit the Queen twice a week to maintain a healthy friendship.

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Lose those extra pounds by quitting your job.

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Never run out of tea again by buying 12 to 97 boxes every time you go out.

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Become a wizard by first becoming a magician.

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Can't afford to travel? Get to know your Doctor.

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Get through queues quicker by joining them earlier.

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Keep dry by staying indoors.

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Hide your tears by pouring tea on your face.

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Make sure your tea is not water by using a teabag.

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Never forget your umbrella again by tying it to your leg.

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Avoid getting sunburnt by going outdoors.