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'Ello, and good afternoon to all~! I'm Alice, former governer of 1/8 of the world's people, tea and cake is life~ £ [Hetalia fem! RP account (+18 any pairing)]

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@MeetDenmark_ (( DM bae? ))

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@MeetDenmark_ (( *hits donuts together* +18? ))

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(( #online if anyone wants to RP, have tea and fresh scones or coffee cake~ thanks ))

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@KikuHondaRPer (( ... Uh.. DM? What?))

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Paint me like one of your French girls.

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@KikuHondaRPer (( I'm assuming you live in the central states?))

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@MeetSweeden (( brb I'm gonna take a nap cause I'm high af ))

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@FemThailand

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@MeetSweeden .. Uhh~ noted~ *closes door* have a seat, please! I'll be back~

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@FemThailand .. Pssshh, I wish, it's been way too long..

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@FemThailand Some of us are actually running first world country~ go get laid~

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@FemThailand *rolls eyes* British slang, now please~ shoo

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@MeetSweeden *we approach my cottage steps before I open the door for you* Might want to cancel, you may get a bit drunk lass'

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@FemThailand Could you not you git?

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@MeetSweeden yes miss~ I hope you don't have any business meetings tomorrow, the cider bottles are quiet large~ *smiles and pats your back*

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@MeetSweeden of course, just this way~ would you prefer hard cider, wine, vodka, tea?

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@MeetSweeden ... *taps foot and scratches arms* I have beer and cigars at my cottage?

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Can never go wrong with tea and cake~

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@TulipsAndSmoke I-I actually have something made for you, Tim~ I grew it in my garden. *hands you a quarter pound tin of fine oolong tea*