British Jon

Make America Great Britain Again

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@FrontGrid101 I drink very strong tea.

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

Power. Absolute power !!!! @elonmusk

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

Imagine thinking you could out-talk a Brit. Bless your heart, Marjorie.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

As a member of the United States Congress, I really pay attention to our country, our people, and our issues.

And as a defender of free speech, @elonmusk can say whatever he wants about UK politics.

But as far as raping children is concerned, I don’t care what country in the world it’s happening in, it’s absolutely disgusting, it’s wrong, and I condemn it entirely.

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@elonmusk

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@luisjgomez Poor baby

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

Wow @TonyHinchcliffe - the bipolar joke got a real upgrade. 😜🇬🇧

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@luisjgomez How much of a she is she ? Top, bottom or hole

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@luisjgomez That’s fair. But I am never smoking anything that any fan gives to another comic, that gives it to me. Those dragons were real !!!!

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@luisjgomez It was an amazing experience.

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@luisjgomez Hell yeah !!!!

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@andyandrist @DougStanhope I said to whittles I figured you had a finger in that pie !!!

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@sethfiermonti Im missing something, cos you linked to a positive LinkedIn message. Respectfully Aruba was a family, and we all moved from crossman to Scott as one. But when HPE didn’t take the top floor like they were going to, that’s when the rot set in. Love the people, but it’s not the same

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@DougStanhope I’d love to see @anthonyjeselnik and @TonyHinchcliffe on that lineup !!!

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

I can’t believe this guy is stealing @DougStanhope shtick .

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@DougStanhope All the future GOATs plus my manager @Dantethecomic 😜

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@DougStanhope @WiseguysUtah Love @WiseguysUtah

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@DJHansKim @genericraul @jakobkendall69 I hear the #sloptop is great at the Hampton Inn !!!

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

@Bill_Hicks_RIP I mentioned you as well, because you're what started this whole thing for me. (And yes I know youre a 'parody' account, but you do it so well.

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

I was promoting my show @shockcollarclub on @TheCWLasVegas and I may have sneaked in a @TheGeorgeCarlin worthy joke into network TV. Hat tip to my comedy hero @DougStanhope in there as well https://t.co/4pd2YMvq5Z

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

I was promoting my show @shockcollarclub on @TheCWLasVegas and I may have sneaked in a @TheGeorgeCarlin worthy joke into network TV. Hat tip to my comedy hero @DougStanhope in there as well https://t.co/4pd2YMvq5Z

[British Jon @BritishJonFunny]

Went to see @jimmycarr last night. His suits are immaculately tailored. His trousers hang perfectly. Like a prostitute in the hotel shower. #makeamericagreatbritainagain