BritishMagnolia

Proud nerd, mom of 2, and random thoughts galore.

Live your life like Jigsaw is watching.

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

Can't decide if his mind is healthier than that of a certain person who put his dead mother's hair next to his bed and her lip cream on his frozen dick 🤔

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In November 2020, Kazakhstani bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko married a s*x doll named Margo in front of dozens of wedding guests.

Months later, he divorced her, after admitting he had “cheated” on her with a supermarket chicken.

Tolochko had spent around 18 months publicly treating Margo as his partner before dressing her in a white wedding gown, placing a ring on her finger and sharing their first dance.

Then, just before Christmas, Margo broke and had to be sent away for repairs.

While she was gone, Tolochko later claimed he became se*ually involved with a “strange object” and a supermarket chicken.

By March 2021, Margo was out of the picture.

Tolochko introduced a new “wife” named Lola.

She had a woman’s head attached to the body of a giant chicken.

Tolochko, who identifies as pansexual, later said he was still open to dating an actual person.

There was just one condition: They would have to accept his dolls too.

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@TourreBakahai

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@BarkJack_ They're gross. We don't need paparazzi shots to show you're mourning.

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@Knesix While we were in the USAF, someone in our squadron asked for a reassignment because he couldn't conscientiously bomb a target without remorse......YOU👏ARE👏IN👏THE👏MIL👏I👏TAR👏Y. Made me so mad. I knew lots of people who fought for that flying slot and lost it to his lame ass

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@according2_taz I'm busy and it's better if other people can "handle her" and "deal with her" 😂😏

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@according2_taz Wait...PW and Ross Kemp were there to help launch a plan for community emergencies......like a gas leak? 😵‍💫

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@BarkJack_ Look how ironic this gif is 😆

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@according2_taz Looking fresh! Bet you're ready to break that cabin fever!

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@Fibutton 😆😆😆

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

A reminder an HGV driver wrote to me. He delivers live animals to abattoirs & describes the places as sadistic, vile & depraved cruelty. Halal slaughter should be banned immediately.

"David I need to remain anonymous to keep my job as I work for a large multinational that are very PC/woke and me getting involved in any sort of discussion like this would cost me my job.

"I’ve worked previously as a HGV driver delivering livestock to slaughterhouses. In the build up to Ramadan the company I worked for made sheep deliveries to halal slaughterhouses up and down the country.

"We’d always deliver after dark and the loading bays would be full of Muslim men and boys who’d come to choose their sheep. They’d be climbing up the outside of the trailer to get a look in and try pick which one they wanted. They’d be shouting and screaming whilst banging on the trailer to try get the sheep to move around.

"Drivers would always do their best to try stop them as the animals are still in their care whilst on the vehicle. Once the trailer door was open the men would be jumping in the trailers trying to grab their sheep and mark it. We’d often end up physically removing the men and a few times it ended up in fists flying.

"Once the sheep had been herded into the slaughterhouse pens the real barbarism would begin. After waiting hours and hours with no access to water the Sheep were punched and kicked by the men and boys and forced onto the waiting line to be slaughtered. The whole place is absolute chaos with people screaming and shouting and the sound of dying animals.

"Once they reached the front of the queue there’d be an imam sat there reciting prayers as the slaughter man grabbed the animal by the head, spun it round and slit its throat. It would then be hung upside down on an overhead hook conveyor and transported for butchering as it was still bleeding and writhing around in agony.

"It’s not an instant death by any means. The supposed “vet” whose job is to maintain welfare standards is nearly always a friend of the owners and is also Muslim who’s paid and simply turns a blind eye. The whole place is a complete blood bath. Zero welfare standards, zero compassion.

"In comparison we used to deliver pigs to slaughterhouses and the welfare levels are immense. Animals were herded without any physical contact at all, if you so much as touched an animal the vet would have you and your company banned from the site immediately and reported to the relevant authorities too.

"The animals are slaughtered with a single bolt to the back of the head. It’s instant and pain free.

"I just thought I’d give some inside information as to what goes on.

"Halal meat is vile and it needs to be banned."

[PIC @MikePic36487]

Good morning X.
By request.
I am going to keep going.
Marco can handle it.

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@jgridesagain @honeyybomb @conservemontana I wonder if calling 911 would have worked, even if it gets you in trouble for a false report, at least authorities or EMTs would be there already

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@honeyybomb Even the grandmother tried to check on them and the mother wouldn't open the door. She spotted a calendar through the window with a countdown and said it didn't feel right. 🥺

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

Me glancing at tv: Wow, that's a pretty boat. I wonder what cruise line that is?

TV Commercial: Hi I'm David Miscavige...

Me: Ah fuck 🤦‍♀️ Sneaky bastards.

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@Knesix My brain: when was Costner playing Indiana Jones?

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I need coffee 😆

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@that_1

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@Knesix Someone on my FB feed is saying it's barbaric to shoot a wheelchair bound man 🙄....ummm, how did he end up in that wheelchair?

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@Charlesvoicema1 My God. I don't know what she was thinking other than "What would Malala wear?" She always dresses similar to whoever she's planning to be papped with

[BritishMagnolia @BritishMagnolia]

@barristerlawusa I feel like she was trying to do Middle Eastern style clothes. She tends to dress like whoever she's pictured with