British Sperm

You owe memecoins about £30k and then you either understand or leave…

[voided @voided]

When you're finally able to pay the bill for the whole table, but there is no one left to sit with.

[lyxe @cryptolyxe]

how are you losing your networth online haha have you tried just closing your computer haha

[doug @Mintpod611]

Showed my gf I wagered 1.7 million this month and now she thinks I’m a millionaire. Gonna be real awkward when she has to buy us dinner tonight

[DNS 🪝🖼️ @DNS_ERR]

paid groups are so funny to me

>charge dudes X to access tools already available for cheap/free
>have them scan every new pair
>one scan hits
>flex pnl card
>$1 invested is $20,000 today!
>gain more users
>repeat

[Yami @YamiPNL]

🚨 BREAKING: LILY PHILLIPS ACCUSES MICHAEL SAYLOR OF STEALING HER IDEA OF FUCKING 100'000 MEN IN A DAY

[naiive @naiivememe]

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

[Jack.poor 🇦🇲 @RealJackPoor]

Fuck man what has my life turned into.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Pov: When I'm actually dying and the doctor says an ETH holder is willing to give me his kidney:

[British Sperm @BritishSperm]

quAnt gotta be the best insect coin yet

[British Sperm @BritishSperm]

I can get a frog nft now 🙌🏻

[British Sperm @BritishSperm]

@daremarket @Pumpfun

[British Sperm @BritishSperm]

@Openverseclub This game will kick start the play to earn idea on solana. Can’t wait to see more tbf 🙌🏻

[lynk @lynk0x]

Degens celebrating a 5% pump after a 60% dump:

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

Successfully wasted 5 years in Crypto.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

At least they don’t have guns in Europe

*gets stabbed*

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Alan Carroll @alancarroII]

Seeing my neighbor who invested in stocks get a new car while I hold Ethereum

[naiive @naiivememe]

People who've been in Crypto more than 5 years

[Lunix @SolLunix]

"Trading is so easy...."