British Issues

Tweeting the lighter issues us Brits face on a daily basis

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Choosing 'no tip' on a card machine and awkwardly waiting as it goes through while trying to avoid eye contact with the waiter/waitress.

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Tesco banning Ribena to tackle obesity but having offers on ice cream and pizza. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Whenever I hear my own voice in a recording it just makes me want to apologise to everyone that I've ever spoken to.

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Thank god for French GCSE; now when I meet a French person I can tell them: My name, that I'm tall and I like swimming.

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I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave.

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I say "sorry can I get past" when I really mean move, you idiotic fucktard, how is that a sensible place to stand?!

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"Please arrive 10 minutes early for your appointment"

To sit for 40 effing minutes.

Every bloody time.

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The irrational fear of having the wrong train ticket, despite repeatedly checking that you are on the right train.

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Saying "Oh it's no problem" when it's really the biggest fucking problem in your current life

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I can just bank on the British weather ruining this bank holiday weekend!!

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"why”

“because i said so”

good one mum you should be a lawyer

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I would rather stand the whole bus journey than uncomfortably sit next to someone

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"Unexpected item in bagging area"

THERES NOTHING IN THE BLOODY BAGGING AREA

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You can't get any more British than apologising then thanking someone as they hold the door open for you

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When your greatest regret is never getting a Blue Peter badge

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Ways to accept tea:
1. Only if you're having one
2. <check watch> Go on then
3. Are you sure?
4. Ooooh, yes please!

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Describing a brief traffic jam as an "absolute nightmare"