British Problems

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Considering being environmentally responsible by taking the train rather than driving long-distance... only to find that the train fare is £200+ (compared to £50 in petrol) and the journey will take 4hrs (compared to a 2hr drive)

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Not hearing someone for the third time so just laughing and hoping for the best

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Being alone in my love of pigeons

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National newspapers putting your local beach in their “beaches you have to visit this summer”

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Judging other parents for parking in front of people's driveways on the school road

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Woke up this morning excited to see how much money I'd save buying a new flexi season train ticket before finding out it would actually be 3x as expensive as just buying standard day returns.

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Trying to contact the DVLA in any way shape or form.

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Dodging the minefield of dog turds every time you leave the house

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Toby Carvery no longer being self serve for the veg and not being brave enough to request for the server to keep piling on the roast potatoes until they start to fall off the plate.

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It is an absolute shambles that big pudding have convinced the nation that sticky toffee pudding should have dates & raisins in them

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People being too lazy (or perhaps too cool?) to indicate when taking their first exit at roundabouts

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Biting into a Gregg’s steak bake, confident that it will be the same lukewarm temperature as yesterday’s steak bake, only to find the serving staff have pulled some kind of sadistic bait and switch routine and you now have a mouthful of molten mince lava inflicting third deg…

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When you've finished washing up, admiring your handiwork whilst draining the water, only to spot an entire pan you missed.

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Being chased Benny Hill style off a canal path by a goose who’s clearly got the hump today

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Being English and wanting the other British countries to win in football knowing fine well the other British countries support any country against England

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Green "sunflower" lanyards now fully hijacked and synonymous for Anti-Masker.

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Being a truly awful son for not posting on every form of social media about how much I love my dad.

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Oh of course, if you hadn't plastered your Instagram story with pictures of your Dad, and the caption reading something along the lines of "I love you", I'd have automatically assumed you hated the geezer.

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Asking someone in the office if they’ve had a haircut only to find out that they had their ears lowered instead.

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Twitter keeps autocorrecting "#taskmaster" by putting an emoji of Marvel's Taskmaster character after it, when I'm really talking about the panel show hosted by Greg Davies and Alex Horne.