its brittany bitch

Grab life by the balls

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Why can’t you hear me

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

If you bully my daughter, I’m beating your moms ass and your daddy’s ass

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

When you just want to get another piercing, just it feel something again

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

I can’t tell if I’m looking for happiness or hapPENIS

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Fun fact people don’t know about me. I actually have two vaginas. My own and then my baby daddy is a pussy too

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

My grandma wants to know why I have a sign that says eat in my bedroom. Send help

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

@zackvanslyke But why is it pinned?

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

@JDeiotte Bring Taco Bell and you got a deal

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

I’m about to put the names of everyone I hate on the bottom of my cats kitty litter box, like if you shit on me then my cat will shit on you

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Me and your overalls have a lot in common. I also wanna be all over you

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

I should have known he wasn’t the one when I closed my eyes and asked him what color my eyes were and he said brown

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

I mate, not date

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

If you don’t think I’m funny, you’re wrong

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Honestly, who the hell allowed Chris Nuñez to be so fineeee 🥵😩

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Jesus saves, I spend

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Who wants to take me to a wedding so I can wear a sexy black dress. I mean a funeral will work too, they are basically the same thing

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

@xoxorinnxoxo You accidentally added an a in the name

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

I just want a guy friend to watch movies with

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

If you’re pranking me, please stop

[its brittany bitch @Britknee227]

Love is a parasite