Brittany Beitlich

I enjoy good people, gummy bears, license plate watching, and stoops.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Regrets in life include- switching seats on the plane with the girl in front of me thinking I was doing a good deed before 630 AM… these two are YAPPIN and a dog is BARKIN. Nope. Not great.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

I hate anything that isn’t @Delta

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A great evening flight when @Delta adds Blue Crush 😎 excited to see my friendies ! @Layleepop @CViscontee @paigebeitlich

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So stressed about #HurricaneIan and my parents staying in SRQ that I just cleaned my leather couch with marble cleaner 😒🤦🏼‍♀️

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Just wanted to let you all know that I went to a Cracker Barrel today for the first time in years, and it was delicious.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

@A_White89 Thank you SM!

[Justin Su'a @Justinsua]

There is power in loving what you do—the process, the work, the climb. You have to love it because you’ll experience heartbreak along the way. You’ll go through slumps. Things will be unfair at times. And when those things happen, your love for what you do will carry you through.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Was pretty confident about my in-flight movie option of Sound of Music, especially when the old guy next to me didn’t want to do anything for himself so is watching mine. I’m 6 minutes in and need to change it and now I’m an asshole.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

“My dad has a super loud sneeze bc his doctor told him to sneeze from his toes when he was a kid” -@JacquiKeller

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Don’t care who wants to hear this but my favorite thing about the last *calendar year* is that @oliviawilde and @Harry_Styles are still in love 🥰💚 And also I still love Alex. OC Alex… aka @oliviawilde 🖤

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Also have spent the majority of my phone time today Shazaming Christmas songs in various places, including this airport bar. I finally feel like it’s Christmas 🥴😂

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Love you ATL but just saying 💁🏼‍♀️

[Toner @Tona_Tweets]

It’s weird… Florida gets its “Florida man” rep yet I’ve never been in another state where someone has moved there from FL because “they had to get out of there”. Everyone who has moved to FL says that about their state though. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

On a zoom bridal shower and @paigebeitlich just told someone else’s grandma to “sit on some books” so she can get her face into her screen 😂😂😂😂💯

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Seriously people traveling to Florida are the worrrrrssst why are you all the worst?!?! Except me, I’m not. Obviously.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Dear sir or ma’am, especially if you have earbuds in, please be self-aware enough to know how you sound when you chew/eat. Bc you’re probably disgusting 😉 you’re welcome.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Tamir Rice was 12-years-old when he was killed for holding a toy gun. Kyle Rittenhouse killed 2 people and was found not guilty. A justice system built by white people, to benefit white people, while families who have lost loved ones are given no solace.

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Me on Prolon, “I deserve an olive right now”

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Travis Scott could be the new Flosstradamus! Remember when he got banned from Tallahassee?

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

Me before vacation: “I’ve typed out everything in detail you’ll need to know when I’m gone so you don’t bother me”.

Monday morning of vacation: Gets blown up with work texts.

😒🤦🏼‍♀️

[Brittany Beitlich @BrittBeitlich]

JIMBO JUST BEAT BAMA!!!!!!!!