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win some, lose most ♓️

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I’m TELLING you, working with psych kids is a different breed. why they ask me all day if I’m pregnant just to find out it’s bc my phone background has my bf with his hand on my stomach :/

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I’m so excited to actually celebrate Valentine’s Day this year I could throw up and it’s still 2 days away !!!

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I actually started crying when my bf showed me how he wrapped and bought me presents to give to me on Christmas because that’s the first time that’s ever happened and he’s so sweet I will cry again when I open them

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Damn lmaoo

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Texting me really puts people to the test, you gotta read through my typos & keep up with me changing the subject mid convo then I’ll jump right back into the other one. You really gotta be on ur toes

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I love my friends and if I never have another romantic partner in my life , all I need is them and our plans to fast and get baked before all u can eat sushi

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Convinced counselors chose that route bc they’re nosy (me)

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Sadness is the most tiring emotion

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“You got a girl, or anyone that says they’re your girl bc you’re not cute enough to get my ass beat over”

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If u wanna know where I get my dramatic flare Bonnie won’t put sunscreen on my back bc my tat scares her

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There are two realities, one I make up in my brain & one that everyone else lives in

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Working with children on their emotions is terrible because that means I have to do the same thing and I don’t wanna

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The universe knew if it made me a twin I would be too codependent to function I swear

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I would like all women to implement waiting 5 minutes to open a man’s correspondence, I call it the fuck boy 5

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It’s after midnight & im drunk . Time to bother everyone I know

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@_yaazz You know what fine lmfaooo

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You ever text two men and find out they’re hanging out together…..anyway whatever one answers first is my new favorite

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How can I be feral while working full time, doing an internship and pass my classes

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Do I spend $600 on two tickets for the sleep token as just hope someone comes with me

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Seeing a man post so much on insta makes me feel like he’s begging for bitches, idk