Brittany Callahan

sometimes you just need to take a nap and get over it

[Brittany Callahan @BrittanyCallaha]

@lulakellyalia

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In a rut in life where I feel like I have no friends and stay at home with my dog as my company 😕

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Rant: I love when both parents tell me they are to busy to help me move but ask every day when I'm moving out #lonerchildstatus 😕

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So much for buying Memorial Day attire when I sat at home all weekend 😕

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Hanging out with only gay guys for a whole week has me calling every one a bitch and a new appreciation for Britney Spears 💁🏼

[Brittany Callahan @BrittanyCallaha]

And word of advice Hawaiians kiss on the cheek #Hawaiiadvice

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But I'm shocked how much longer their beauty regimen is than mine, I need to step up my game

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I didn't know it was possible to love gay men more than I did before but I was wrong

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When you know your on point when the gay men compliment your clothes and boobs 😊

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Watching old people do saki bombs is my new favorite 😂😂😂😂

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I need a fourth job to support my traveling habits 😳

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I've learned I can never compete with derby betters I cannot afford to bet 100s per bet 😳

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Europe trip in the works 😁😁😁

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So my mom told me tonight I can't go to Croatia because it used to be communist but I'm allowed to go to Cuba 😳

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Looks like I'm going to cancun in June 🙌🏼

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@katieee_robns why do I see this in your future 😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/GzfJBAV7ux

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Why is Kim K living my dream vacation in Iceland right now 😭😭

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So far this day I have worked, got blood work done, had a meeting at work, worked out, tanned and almost died from a wheelbarrow #exhausted

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The fact when I complain of how stressed and busy and complain a little bit everyone just thinks I'm just grumpy #sorryimhuman

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@jmilllla I wanna go 😭