Mike Britt

I'm an idiot that fell into the paddling pool of life......
i like swimming with cabbages

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@channel5_tv You keep putting an ad break during the rounds!?
WTF!

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@ukbikeskills @mtbbatteries @Tesco They replied to me, but the reply basically said don’t bother using click and collect. Unlike any other on line order they don’t bother checking stock levels when then order is confirmed. It’s a waste of time. It gives them intel on demand, but they do fuck all with it. @tesco

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@Tesco I’d ordered (click & collect) and told the order was ready. Picked it up and only a third of the order was put into my car. No warning, no email, nothing. I’d physically been into the shop this morning and could have just bought the stuff direct. Shit communication.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@OpenreachHelp Well. The guys did tidy up around our houses today. It’s now 8:32pm and they’re digging further up the street using a mini digger. No traffic management. No cones. Just on the foot path with the digger creating a noise nuisance. You don’t need to be Alan Sugar to fire people?

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@OpenreachHelp The guys stayed late and made sure both properties were cleared before they went. So we both have access again. Thanks :)

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@OpenreachHelp I’ve no TV. No broadband. And no landline because you didn’t check the ground before you dug. And you’ve done nothing but block my drive and clutter my garden in response.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@OpenreachHelp thanks also for using my property as a storage facility for your stuff.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@OpenreachHelp thanks for leaving my drive blocked. And cutting my Virgin cable. And not notifying me of these works. And not responding to my phone call.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@EddieHearn What a fight? Really?
Get your fighter in the gym. #joke

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia Thanks for not reading my tweet properly - your help line was useless. Sky responded first though so I guess that’s where my business is heading.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia yet again your shitty service has let me down. No boxing for me tonight and crap excuses from your helpline.

Time to give you jokers a knock out punch and say Bye Bye.....

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@BBCSpringwatch #Autumnwatch saw this giant puffball and thought you might like it @jannvalenzuela

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@Klitschko Total respect to a great champ. We cheered for you in your last fight and I'm am AK fan - this is how we value your contribution

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@Herts_Highways @HertsPolice huge diesel spill northbound on the A1 from before Hatfield to Wewlyn. Outside lane is soaked.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia sending a pdf to do a mans job. Nice human touch.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia how do I formally escalate this? It's beyond a joke how poor you've been.

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia wtf?! Read your Twitter feed. Engineer was cancelled by you. Fault is fixed. Customer service is still shit

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia and really? Sorry for not having an engineer until the 8th

How about sorry for not being arsed to TWICE ring us back today?

[Mike Britt @Brittarse]

@virginmedia do you have a service charter, set standards. Do you even care if your customers think you're useless?

Seven year itch....