Britt

Who has two thumbs and is a Hufflepuff 👍👍

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Fuck the oligarchy

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Hey, have you heard our podcast yet? No? You should listen. It spooky.

https://t.co/982it0U3J1

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Our podcast has over 150 downloads! https://t.co/MNi34iW2QJ

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Actual conversation with my husband:

Me: “I’m sending this video my cousin because we love making fun of straight tiktok”

Husband: “why do you make fun of it? You’re both straight... well you’re a little wonky. But still”

I was bisexual, but now I only identify as wonky.

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Me: I’m sorry! You can’t eat lunch because they might need to take your blood for tests! But I’ll fast with you in solidarity.

My dog: whines loudly and paces the room

Me: IM SO SORRY

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Things I have said to my husband today:

I swear to god if you shoot a puffin I will divorce you

He’s playing Assassins Creed: Valhalla and I saw a bird

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Through war and strife, America has endured much. And we will endure here and prevail now.

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Dear Canada, please help.

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

ADHD/Anxiety Focusing Tip: listen to beta wave lo-fi chill beats in the background of your 8 Skype calls to keep you sane.

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Dexter Cattle are the corgis of cows

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Daniel family house fire - Please Help if you can! https://t.co/iNSqL2MGOp

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Is there such thing as emotional lactic acid?

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

@ChrisRahnArt 12/10 good pupper

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

@travismcelroy Working and a project that may literally be killing me. But if it all falls apart I know I did the best I could. And it’s suckiness made me prioritize what I want in my life/career.

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Well it started with a discussion on the Yule Lads and ended with a #5minphotoshop
@GordonRamsay i am so sorry....

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Me: sorry look like crap today I haven’t showered
Husband: No. First of all don’t talk about yourself like that.
Then he got distracted by almost dying in Cuberpunk 2077

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

@AGoldmund

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

@falloutboy so do the top 0.5% get like club jackets or...? #SpotifyWrapped2020

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Strong independent acid snake

[Britt @BrittersofOz]

Listening to Blink-182
Me, jokingly: every song is about sex, prove me wrong!
Husband: ok
*plays Adam’s Song*
Me: