Brittney Thom

I will give people the chance to see the grass turn blue.

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Like shit, I can watch TCU and S.Carolina and LSU games, but I can't watch the only game that matters all year! #FuckTheBTNLiveStream

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I just wanted to watch the #CyHawk game, but the BTN live stream isn't working!!! WHY???

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@erin_mcdermo we can be part of the no ribcage tattoo / no tattoo, cool kid crew together!

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@mlewis388 I'm not old!

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These overnight shifts will be the death of me. #INeedAnAdultJob #SaveMe

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@rstev02 I build fences to protect my feelings.

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@rstev02 at least you get to watch. I'll be building a fence.

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@SamanthaLobb apparently their love for cheese is not as great as yours.

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@rstev02 lock him in the closet. That's what kins and I did if he was ever being reallllllyyyy annoying.

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Rum because it's the end of my day, oatmeal because it's 7am... my poor confused body. #nightshiftprobs

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TV gets really boring after 3am.

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Well, it's noon. I'm the only one up. I can't unpack since Dad took the keys into his room.. God I wish I didn't have to be here.

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Why I ever thought working Sunday's was a good idea is way beyond me.

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#FOOTBALL!!!!!

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@The_Walz fuckkkkkk. You're useless, you're next.

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@The_Walz maybe. Will you be my alibi??

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In the morning you're going to realize what you're done. By then it will be too late to fix anything. Have a great life, asshole.

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I TOTALLY FORGOT GREY'S ANATOMY WAS ON TODAY!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! I'VE BEEN EXCITED ALLLL WEEK!!

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@bergk93 sure..