BrittnutButter 🦕

Sarcastic af.
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious

Oh, and my favourite number of the alphabet is green.

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Although fuck whoever ran into a barrier and sent everything haywire, leaving us to get stuck in a field for 4 hours whilst trying to leave 🖕🏻

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#slamdunk was absolutely epic. Seeing 29 bands in the space of 10 hours was an achievement that left me barely able to stand, let alone walk. But ticking off so many bands from the bucket list was worth it.

Bring on next year!

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Manifesting feeling better - the art of ignoring you're ill and getting on with work/errands/chores I'm the hope that your body will forget you were even ill to begin with..

What could go wrong? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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When you hate the taste of Lemsip, and can't take tablets because they make you feel like you're going to puke, but you have an awful sinus/chest/throat infection of some kind..

Handling it like I handle life, rawdogging it 🙃

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Is this because some of them are trans-parents?

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"Mummy, what you're smelling is danger"

"Mummy, you're not going anywhere until I get my money"

"you go get me a snack, & I'll watch Spiderman, okay?!"

Just 3 of the many reasons I think my toddler has joined some tiny human mafia type organisation..

Lord, beer me strength 🙃

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She's come back this afternoon blasting the same song..

I want to go leave her chocolate or something, but that will end up as a puddle almost immediately 😅

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I think my neighbour is going through some shit.. She drove off blasting out How To Save a Life by The Fray..

Then came back blasting the same thing 30 minutes later

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I think my neighbour is going through some shit.. She drove off blasting out How To Save a Life by The Fray..

Then came back blasting the same thing 30 minutes later

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One of my favourite hobbies is proving my re-born again Christian republican dad that he's wrong when he spouts absolute shite.

Sending him screenshot and links to fact checking websites.

Especially on a day where all my fucks have well and truly gone 🙃

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@LUCY01283 Omg, bless him! 😂😂

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When your 3 year old says "none of this is okay" before taking a sip of his hot choc..

Existential crisis beyond his years

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@BenFrost19891 I've beaten the machines.. The ones that tried to censor me 😂

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My phone corrects duck and ducking to fuck and fucking.

I have won

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Have my work spring conference coming up this month and for the evening meal they have said "dress to impress"

But after working from home and living through a pandemic, they should just be impressed I'm even dressed 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@SerenaTheWitch_ @imcapnjesse Happy anniversary! Hope the move went well and V has settled in well! Hopefully get to come visit you guys soon! 💚

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Okay, so I've found WHERE he is in the game.. But I can't work out who it is..

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Okay, so can anyone help me work out who number 8 is in the game? All the others I know, but this has been bugging me for ages now..

#harrypotter #PS1

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@BenFrost19891 That's Flitwick, but I have a feeling it's one of the teachers

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Okay, so can anyone help me work out who number 8 is in the game? All the others I know, but this has been bugging me for ages now..

#harrypotter #PS1

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It's officially oversized jumpers and beanie weather 🍂💚

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Update: thought I had gone green but was just one of my many fading bruises.. False alarm!

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Does anyone else feel like they're taking a gamble when they use a bath bomb?

Like, am I going to come out of this looking like Gamora or is it chill?