Britton

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

Krausz is coming for your fairy God parents

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@DoubleVodkaDon Not just held drug to the ground from behind

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@DoubleVodkaDon Keep sharp objects away from @BFW

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

All the respect to Pascal Siakam but dude kinda looks like he’s trying to take a shit on the court every time he shoots a free throw #NBAFinals2025

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

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[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

Why does it seem like Alex Caruso is the only dude on the court playing with urgency. This is must win #ThunderUp

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

Bro how is it possible for Josh Giddy a wet paper towel on defense and a brick on offense? #thunderup

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@MikeyOver1 Didn’t believe in the braves so I added a little extra spice and it still hit

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

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[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@raincitydrive are you still gonna make Blue Ridge with your new tour announcement? I need to know if I should be rioting in the streets or not. Thanks, a concerned fan

[Kari @karidegelia]

It’s @BrittonBenedict

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@FightHaven What you don’t do is fuck with a dude in overalls. Ever.

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@karidegelia

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

The fact that I have to pay for therapy is fucking backwards. I know these stories are entertaining. This 65 year old woman should be paying me to hear them

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

@karidegelia

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

It’s a strong stache gives you the street cred you need when you’re out protecting the public😭😭😭

[Kari @karidegelia]

@BrittonBenedict you’re welcome

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you like chipotle & live in ohio

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

Take things less personally. Not everything is a slight

[Britton @BrittonBenedict]

Can you tell your wife to reup on my moo moo membership I miss those 2 years of free car washes