Britton

Comedian, Actor, and Teacher in New York City

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I binged on pizza and kale. And I condemn the weight I gained from all the calories consumed ... on many sides ... on many sides

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Dating-wise, I've over 20somethinged in my 30somethings

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Comedy in Bushwick??!! Comedy IS Bushwick! Performing Stand-Up this Sunday, 4/26 7pm show http://t.co/LAJryQiRCc

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Out of my closet, my puffy coat peeked, and whispered, "you may need me today"

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Grin & Barrett Comedy. Thursday 7pm. Grisly Pear, 107 Macdougal with @lindsaygoldwert @Brittonisms @Schwartzer @lizcomedy @dinahashemsays

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Mr De Blasio, tear down these street corner slushy puddles!

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New Webisode! https://t.co/OG5RD94eYJ

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Smelly cab, smelly cab, what are they feeding you?!

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These girls are brilliant! http://t.co/Y3LzwvPEI9

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These people keep flaunting their adorable puppies in my face. I will pick him and snuggle him. I will!

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As for Even, I literally can't

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A new Barrysode: http://t.co/uLqF0R6sa7

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I let a whole weekend go by without my 20 minute facial mud mask. Am I really expected to go back to work today??!!

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Please help support my friend's new VODcast http://t.co/QZsxwQldlE

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I just looked down and a part of my shirt was peeking out of my fly ... Not as a joke to pretend I'm a nerd. I'm really a for-real nerd.

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Just had one of those awesome customer service experiences that makes me happy there was a problem to begin with

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I saw two actual cats fighting, and still felt like a creep watching it

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I wanted to share this piece that outlined my journey from vegetarianism back to eating meat: https://t.co/78S2OmJnKY

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Screw you Puffy Coat! ...

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The MTA assured New Yorkers that while they do anticipate a fare hike, they will include complimentary bottle service with every trip.