Briyani Jones

hi

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[i need $20 @ehjovan]

my favorite sim died in a drive by shooting last night like i need to stop adding mods

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I can’t tell the difference between yams and sweet potatoes

[derpy @derpyez]

no babe thats my emotional support platonic homegirl that i'm a little attracted to

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[tobias @tobimontvnna]

You bump a nigga by accident in this heat he might shoot you in the face

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Cardi B on Love & Hip Hop was peak reality TV like she was giving btches smoke at any given moment😭

[quid @xqztwv]

He forgot he had a gf and was dating a heavy handed bonnet bandit in the back 😭😭 that was a generational aura loss 😭😭

[pelumi @OGUNGOODZ]

I stopped dating and having sex for 5 years to focus on myself and become a better person, and I came out of this experience worse than I’ve ever been and a man beater.

[solé @layxsnv]

Why tf Ibuprofen 800mg so damn big, sht feel like I'm swallowing a Air Force 1

[p. @sixinchbeys]

gene fein.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[🧸Ti🫧 @oliviasgreenmug]

I JUST MET MARISKA FUCKING HARGITAY

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel