 BrizKid

Average Joe Blow🤷🏾‍♂️ Mastering my mojo 🕺🏾 Cinder block Karate chop practice in the Dojo 💥👋🏾✋🏾👏🏾🥋

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Please God, grant me the wisdom to be #DOPE *ss DJ... if only for one night. 😐#Amen🙏😔… http://t.co/VWwgZ8NsZr

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@righttimebomani Bo’, I believe you every year and every year I take an L in some way. But we (Philly) got the match up we wanted. Let’s hope they’re Prince pants come Sunday after next. #GoBirds

Avid listener of the Pod, Bro. Great show.

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@RexChapman 😂😂😂 clean play. I blame the camera man for not calling out the screen. 😂

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@Complex Bro, this is ‘still’
a huge void, Yo. Speaking truthfully, I don’t wanna know what happened, I just want them to get it back. Sure the door is closed though. #CantTakeWhatYouHad

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Yo, @eavoss where’s the @NewRockstars recap of #Unmortricken, man?😩 We gotta’ hear your take. Im sure you’re still processing it because “Damn!” but please give us a take soon.

PS I’m aware this is a super in-depth analysis that I’m getting for free so I’ll #CurbMyEnthusiasm 😂

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@juviethegreat done changed the whole grim mood of the week.

Thank you, Sir. #NPR #TinyDesk

https://t.co/1MA4uI3O4k

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@juviethegreat just changed the whole grim mood of the week, Yo!

Thank you, Sir. #NPR #TinyDesk

https://t.co/1MA4uI3O4k

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Action: @215RyanBrooks set up a FaceTime call with QuestLove.

Conclusion: 1.) Went into full “super saiyan” fan mode. 2.) Still in super saiyan fan mode. 3.) Gon’ be in super saiyan fan mode indefinitely.

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Bold statement 🚨: I’ll put Captain America Winter Soldier and Civil War up against ANY solo superhero film. Wild but I stand by it.

1. Don’t put Dark Knight in this, I don’t wanna’ lose friends. 😩

2. BP will always have the strongest cultural significance and my ❤️ but DAWG!

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Roman Roy = Dillon Brooks #Succession

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Now, all of a sudden, the Kid cries whenever I greet him with a “Yuurp!”Which, to be honest, I’m not surprised about because it’s loud… what I am surprised about though is my feelings being hurt. 😕 “I thought we had a Philly/inner-city vibe in this piece, Gaithersburg.” 😒 #Oh

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Doesn’t matter how many explanation videos I watch, I just can’t wrap my head around quantum physics. Like I understand enough to make it through a Marvel movie but cant regurgitate what I saw. “I’ll laugh at the joke but i’on get it.”😕#MissedMeWithTheMultiverse #AntMan3 🧠💥🥊

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I get mad awkward when I don’t get enough sleep. Three odd exchanges all before 9am. The word “mulligan” may or may not have been used during one of them. 😕 #AwkwardInTheBody, Yo.

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@mspears96 [cue “1985” by @JColeNC] 😔

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Ultimate Parenting Cheat Code: “GRANDMOM”

Never will I ever treat oversleeping as an inconvenience ever again. How dare I? My God it was glorious. I set the alarm just to hit snooze 3 times. “Sumin light. Feeling cute, might sleep in tomorrow.” 😏

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If I had one wish beyond my Sixers taking it all, it would be for the Knicks to win the chip… I so badly wanna see what would happen. Maybe we’d be ok; maybe there’d be a nuclear holocaust. Who knows?!🤷🏾‍♂️

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On God, I didn’t know we was out here frolickin’! #SixersNation #NBAPlayoffs

https://t.co/H6G5v45Jx9

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AD made his peace with God and got magic legs. #ComebackKid #NBAPlayoffs

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“We are not human beings on a spiritual journey, we are spiritual beings on a human journey.”

— Reverend Dr. Alyn E Waller

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Putting aside my need for the Sixers to kick the crap outta’ Boston this series, everything is right in the NBA universe when the Celtics, Lakers, and Knicks are all in the playoffs. Life feels well balanced.

Also, #SixersInSix “I don’t care how it ages… I said what I said!” 😫

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For the past few days I was over here in the dark like “why everybody saying damn, Franklin!” And now that I know, I’m like… “COTT DAMN, FRANKLIN!” #PoeticJustice but shaaaaat! #WellDone 🏆 #PhenomenalStorytellingExists #Snowfall 🎭