Bob Loblaw

Texas by way of Virginia / Army Veteran / 🐶 Chance’s human / Recovering musician

[Bob Loblaw @Brizalier]

I don't quit until my password is "VERY STRONG".

[powerhour @powerhour]

MVP of the day was the Costco employee who removed all the children's Tylenol from someone's cart who was trying to buy it all 👏

[Pickle @mpickle]

10 tips for consistent sleep:

1) Journal
2) Reduce blue light
3) Cut caffeine early
4) Sleep consistently
5) Revamp your room
6) Let your mind relax
7) Meditate before bed
8) Get sunlight exposure
9) Cool your temperature
10) Don’t exercise late at night

[People Doing Crazy Things @FreakoutsClips]

Never let this classic die https://t.co/KAxovQJ4XE

[i like food @messedupfoods]

sushi cake

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I did NOT need to see this today!!!!

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

[Bob Loblaw @Brizalier]

@ThatEricAlper Mozart!

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@ReosPositivePOV @blurayangel I would rank Bautista #1 also, but tough call because holy shit John C was brilliant in Trainwreck.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

in all seriousness my girlfriend has decided to roast a twenty pound bird tomorrow for our meal and the guest list includes the two of us and possibly the dog (who has not yet confirmed)

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@Megs_Not_Here

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@drrobertcho What does this mean

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@DrewMcWeeny

[Bob Loblaw @Brizalier]

The unabashed enthusiasm in this thread is pretty special.

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@MAN140473 @midgetmoxie @bales1181 @SoUp4it This is the first thing I thought of too! Then I started scrolling the comments and I remembered “oh yeah I forgot Kindergarten Cop… and Adventures in Babysitting…”

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@FrankLanguage3 @midgetmoxie @bales1181 @SoUp4it LMAO

[Bob Loblaw @Brizalier]

@Demon_Goat @Dev2Dust Def more familiar with ET so I gotta pick it. Although I do remember the first time I watched Close Encounters on TV. One of those experiences I’ll never forget. I was the perfect age too, like 11 or 12.

[We Are the Mutants @WeAreTheMutants]

This is how you sold peppermint schnapps in 1987.