BroCrustyPants

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

People who complain about "7/11" songs may get bored in heaven when we sing the same thing over and over for eternity.#holyholyholy #worship

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

Am I the only one? #ProEdyta #dwts (my wife steals the remote and makes me watch)

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

You can do what you want for Lent, but I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

outgrowing your jeans does not make them "skinny jeans"

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@CelebrityPastor I believe that TD Jakes has used one before. He was going to Stab the Devil with it. #gobig

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@YouSaidItChewie go with the Turd Ferguson (Bert Reynolds) second row right

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@Rev_Norespect at least the sleeping folks can't complain about something they heard! #somethingtobethankfulfor

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@ChrchCurmudgeon last one. Old-fashoion. #baptistcocktails

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@ChrchCurmudgeon how about. Mai Tai is crooked. #basptistcocktails

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@ChrchCurmudgeon Easter sunrise #Baptistcocktails

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

"@ChrchCurmudgeon: Mohlerjito #BaptistCocktails" best ever!

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

@Rev_Norespect I have one too. Not sure what that says about you? You are freakishly awesome and a macho man! #southernpastor #redneckpastor

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb in the sanctuary? A: They can't. That would involve raising their hands in church.

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

"Deacons from the realms of glory" #deaconlyrics

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

"Looking for deacons in all the wrong places" #deaconlyrics @ChrchCurmudgeon

[Celebrity Pastor @CelebrityPastor]

You ever see 25,000 people join hands under the pale light of a disco ball and sing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"? That's called revival.

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

Brother's new worship set for Sunday:Eye of the tiger, stairway to heaven, long black train, bleeding me, and Highway to Hell for invitation

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

Shared Shock & Awe with my brother (a worship guy) cured him of his apprehension instantly. #divinepower #changedlives @CelebrityPastor

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

Men's ministry gathering with guns this weekend. Welcome/Announcements Sunday should be fun "Visitors, Thanks for visiting our compound"

[BroCrustyPants @BroCrustyPants]

The Robertsons must have got an advanced copy of "Shock & Awe" Go Big, Awesome 1st apologize later #duckdynasty @CelebrityPastor