savage

i live at ur moms house

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I'm retiring from twitter. Thanks for a good ride guys. #vineisntdead

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Retweet or give me cranium if you hate summer reading!!! #BecauseSchool

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Don't fall short of your dreams. Fall on my dick.

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Like if you think I'm a 10/10 savage

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Just woke up from a 3 day nap

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Because it's my birthday I would like to share a list of all the things I want to do: Netflix and chill, Hulu and do you, on demand and slam

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When you fuck her too loud and her parents come in. But then they join in on the fun.

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Guess who's back

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taking a break from Twitter for a while. I need to get more head and expand my horizons

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Does the wnba have cheerleaders?

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https://t.co/uOv41rkjTs

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Fornication

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Here is a pic of me in the back of the line before a game. I was late cause, well, you know........ I FUCK BITCHES

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I was pulled up to varsity football. I hit a 90yard while getting head and doing my homework. (I wasn't doing my homework)

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Rape wistles decline the amount of rape but now with the decline in rape the CEO of the company will see and equal decline in whistle sales.

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If people start ripping on me. I just whip out my huge penis and balls and they shut up out of jelousy

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#BecauseFootball I had go to practice instead of fucking bitches.

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Anal

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I've moved on from head. Anal is so in rn.