Jimmy T

A critically-acclaimed bro of the year, every day of the year.

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Slobrodan Brolosevic, former President of Yubroslavia - Yes my broisms are also factually sound and historically correct #BOTY

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Tried on some fly new aviators yesterday. Girl behind the desk says "those have UV protection" Sorry babe, these are for indoors only. #BOTY

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Went to a piano bar last night. Guy is playing Mozart. Asked him to play the skrillex remix next. Bro of the year #BOTY

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Some chick posts a picture of her engagement ring on Facebook. I write "unsubscribe" in the comments and defriend her. Bro of the year #BOTY

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Walked into a party last night. Demanded to know the address of the house so that I could invite 20 more of my bros. Bro of the year #BOTY

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Bro of the year #BOTY @brotips
#1916. Never do the exploding fist bump when you know your bro is expecting the regular fist bump. #brotips

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Bro of the year #BOTY RT @DoucheeTips
She's a keeper if she gives you head while playing on your Xbox

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Bro of the year is STILL making music?! #BOTY RT @LennyKravitz Composing string arrangements at "my" Studio Noir.

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Bro does garbage tweets wearing parachute pants. Bro of the year #boty RT @MCHammer U can now do phone calls on transatlantic Virgin flights

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Bro says Obama is attacking traditional marriage. Has 4 ex-wives. Bro of the year #boty @rushlimbaugh

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Blasting mashup remixes from #Brochella on my phone - music stops cause phone is ringing. Ringtone is another mashup. Bro of the year #boty

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Shaq plagiarizes Gandhi, Bro of the year #boty RT @SHAQ You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Dr. Shaquille O'Neal

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Bro super glues his hand into a clenched fist to set fist pumping world record http://t.co/B8GfiQPk - Bro of the year. #boty