26 yo gaslighter & yearner

🇲🇽 he/him, “dios es del real madrid, tiene la camiseta de madrid”, 1x NFL Fantasy champ, 1x NBA Fantasy inaugural champ

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

yall ever pull up on the opps and win?

[Mike🦁(7-3)(5-2-1) @LonerMike_]

He got on 3 grey shirts bruh he not operating on regular people sanity right now

[leah @goneb4urhome]

That first peppermint mocha of the season

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

who is this for big draco

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Soulja Toy Adventures: Episode 1

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Bron play basketball like Isiah Pacheco now shit nasty

[Skeeze @Skeezeeeee]

If Tatum and the Celtics win tonight Jaylen Brown gotta body slam deuce before he leave the building

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

throwing some chicken on the grill today for camavingas birthday

[camis @camishrtnc]

eu assim vendo meu GTA VI instalado

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

god

[Klay @UtdKlay_]

🚨🚨Virginia Fonseca, Vinícius Jr.’s ex-girlfriend, has reportedly shared to a Spanish magazine ¡HOLA that she was the one who suggested to Vinicius to undergo facial augmentation surgery 😳:

🗣️ Virginia: “It started one evening while we were getting ready to go out.

Vini was standing in front of the mirror. I was sitting on the bed, waiting for him.

He turned to me and asked, ‘Would you change anything about me?’

I said, ‘Do you want the romantic answer or the honest one?’

He laughed.

‘The honest one.’

So I told him plainly.

‘I think you should consider chin augmentation surgery.’

He turned away from the mirror.

‘Chin augmentation? You think I should change my chin?’

‘Yes,’ I said. ‘I think a more defined chin would suit your face. I’ve thought about mentioning it before, but I didn’t know how you would react.’

That suggestion came from me.

He hadn’t asked about surgery. He hadn’t told me he wanted anything done to his chin. I introduced the idea that evening.

He looked at himself again, then looked at me.

‘You really think it would look good?’ He asked.

I told him ‘I do. You’re my man. I want you to look your best.’

People might find that blunt, but that was our conversation.

I cared about how we looked together. When we walked into a restaurant or arrived at an event, I wanted to feel proud walking beside him.

He sat down next to me.

‘You know what? I like the idea,’ he said. ‘If I’m happy with the result, I think it could boost my confidence too.’

We talked until we were late for dinner.

A few days later, he brought it up again.

‘That chin augmentation surgery you suggested—I want to find out more about it.’

He arranged consultations, asked his questions and eventually decided to go ahead with the surgery. He was so happy with the result.

Afterwards, when he was ready to go out again, he spent longer choosing his jacket than I spent choosing my dress.

I teased him about it.

He said, ‘You started this. Now you have to wait.’

We laughed the whole way to the car.

That is the evening I remember when people bring it up now.

Then his performances for his club started getting worse, and suddenly everybody had a theory of a stunt double. Those conspiracy theories were hilarious.

They talked about his appearance. His concentration. Our relationship.

Every missed chance and bad performance became another conversation about his face.

His poor form was unfortunate. But honestly, I didn’t care about his football performances when I suggested the surgery.

I cared about my man looking good for me.

That was my reason. I wasn’t thinking about goals or league positions during that conversation in our bedroom.

We’ve broken up now.

We had problems that a better photograph or a beautiful evening together couldn’t fix.

But I still believe I changed his life by encouraging him to have that chin augmentation surgery.

He told me he felt more confident. I saw how pleased he was with his appearance.

Our relationship ended. That part of his life continued.

The last time we spoke about it, he smiled and said, ‘You really think you deserve all the credit?’

I told him, ‘Keep the credit, Vini. I remember who started the conversation.’”

[sarah 🦕 @huijsenation]

vinicius is like a friend i worry about

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

@AngeloTheArcha1 what could this possibly mean twin

[REN!!!!!! @girlderping]

Lunchables ham is made out of white people

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

when that lifestyle come on

[Foredles @Foredles]

GTA VI: Vice City Hip-Hop (Alleged Tracklist)

Tracklist:
1. 10 Freaky Girls - Metro Boomin
2. 3005 - Childish Gambino
3. Bad Bad Bad - Young Thug
4. Body - Don Toliver
5. CANCELLED - slowthai
6. Cocoa Butter Kisses - Chance The Rapper
7. DON’T KILL THE PARTY - Ty Dolla $ign
8. Do What I Want - Lil Uzi Vert
9. Dum, Dumb, And Dumber - Lil Baby
10. Fashion Killa - A$AP Rocky
11. Favorite Song - Chance The Rapper
12. First Night - Lyrical Lemonade
13. Fried (She a Vibe) - Future
14. Get It Sexyy - Sexyy Red
15. Griddlë - Yeat
16. Hannah Montana - Ice Spice
17. HISS - Megan Thee Stallion
18. Homecoming - Lil Uzi Vert
19. I Know There’s Gonna Be (Good Times) - Jamie xx
20. Janice STFU - Drake
21. JUGGERNAUT - Tyler, The Creator
22. Lifestyle - Rich Gang
23. Mamacita - Travis Scott
24. New Freezer - Rich The Kid
25. Pound Town - Sexyy Red
26. Righteous Minds - Joey Bada$$
27. RHYNO - Travis Scott
28. Skrilla - Kodak Black
29. Sky Walker - Miguel
30. Stay Schemin - Rick Ross
31. Tapout - Rich Gang
32. That’s It - Yung Lean
33. The Percocet & Stripper Joint - Future
34. WE NEED ALL DA VIBES - Playboi Carti
35. Vogue Cover - Westside Gunn
(3/3)

[🥷🏽 @M_avirik]

console just started downloading gta 6

[Ben Lyons @iamBenLyons]

MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP
MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP
MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

@ErviRMA this just pissed me tf off again, fuck valencia

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's bizarre press briefing ends with Dana White turning down the press secretary job

[26 yo gaslighter & yearner @BroStobal]

idk if i’d be able to look saint in the eyes if i have “honestly nevermind” in my end of year music wrap