Jeffrey Toobin

@guzzlersbowling Sponsored Athlete.

[Jeffrey Toobin @BrockSlater]

Blowing a whistle at this snow storm to keep the ice away

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The spit and ejection was just trying to distract us from commercials during NFL Redzone. Classic 24 hour news cycle.

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Dance blue but it all goes to NIL.

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Drinking a ton of miralax before my shift to punish my innie

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Justice Hill looks like a Minecraft villager

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Should be a clean hit. Good defense.

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Hoda Kotb is wild for this.

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Has anyone tried giving everyone an ice cold Pepsi yet?

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Wordle should have gone with “Nukes” today

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I’m not sure if this is part of the Hack but every time I open Facebook it plays Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles and I don’t know how to get it to stop.

[Jeffrey Toobin @BrockSlater]

You want to be distracted from your game? Bill sure didn’t.

[Snoopy Posting @Kummer_7]

In case y’all were wondering they very much do not announce tornado warnings over the bowling alley pa

Just kinda gotta find out for yourself

[Jeffrey Toobin @BrockSlater]

If you don’t know your top 3 favorite Pitbull albums off the top of your head don’t even talk to me.

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I’ll never agree with the spelling of February.

[Tres Terrell @TerrellTres]

Kentucky Basketball looking for a win
https://t.co/VKcfjKyv4d

[Jeffrey Toobin @BrockSlater]

I don’t care how in shape you are. Wii tennis is a fucking workout.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Robinhood right now:

[Zack Morris @MrZackMorris]

Buy dips when no one wants them.

[Jeffrey Toobin @BrockSlater]

Stockholm Syndrome

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@JaredPippen hates old people. Who does that?

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Nothing worse than a TV show pushing a political agenda.