Brock White

Standup comic. Filthy Degenerate. Semi-psycotic. borderline rapist*

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Paul Baez Stand up comedy beast: https://t.co/WofT8UQJ9N via @YouTube

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Who the fuck pays for al these Jesus billboards

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

I need a ride from Charlotte grey hound to mooresville NC at 3:30 pm to get my car. Please read my Facebook and help.
#iamnotananimal

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

I love how they call it "being in recovery" your a recovering addict. "Once an addict always an addict". If I'm never gonna recover...
#fag

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

I might have taken dick in the ass multiple times. But my tindr profile is still set on ladies. #12steps #caneatadick #1day@Atime

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

I might have taken dick in the ass. But my tindr is still set on ladies

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

My voice to text on iPhone 6 really dosnt want to capture the word "meth". I miss Steve Jobs.
#Dontdometh

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

It is never my fault if I call you and it wakes you up. #benzji

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Coke a cola kills more people than cocaine. Overdoses just make better headlines than heart disease. #AAFeminism

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Fuck you Trump. I can't enjoy my pot edibles now cuz I'm certain every plane flying over head is a missle headed towards my house. #syria

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Nudes are always a good way to break the ice.

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Someone start a lingerie company called Wrecklace
#bourboncherry

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

"Redrum is just maxed out vocal fry.

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

@trump the struggle Israel
#yourmomshousepodcast

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Removing a splinter is the exact opposite of sex

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

They don't make biographical movies about actors because they are boring people. #sweepinggeneralization.

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Mentally Weak should be a medical diagnoses. Health insurance can cover it, who gives a fuck.

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

Don't decide your gender until you listen to Fleetwood Mac front to back
#gomerpileforpresident.

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

"You gotta keep, that, bird on your shoulder" -Jay Z as a pirate.
#beyonceisalady

[Brock White @Brockwhite2]

They couldn't have picked a jeweyer Rabbi. #Inauguration