Connor Oscroft

I am into games and sweet hashtags #coolguywholikesgamesandhashtags

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

People always tell me to go to the GP when I'm unwell...
erm hun theres only one GP that can give me medical advice and that's @GwynethPaltrow 😍😍

#goop

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@McDonaldsUK @McDonalds let's drop the games. Why isn't the McGriddle available in the UK?

Do you have some aversion to making fat stacks of cash? I would singlehandledly keep you in business for the remainder of the financial year.

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@ChappellRoan do you agree with me that the lyrics to The Giver would flow better if it was

"'Cause you ain't gotta tell me, it's just in my nature
baby, I'm a giver, so take it liker a taker"?

Let me know.

Connor

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@Victorianplumb hey. Fuck you. Fuck you and your fucking shit advert.

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@chrispacket07 @chrispacket69 @chrispacket71 @chrispacket12 @Chrispacket5 @Chrispacket1981 @Chrispacket6 @Chrispacket99 Lads did you see this?

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

Ya reckon there's anyone in the world called Chris Packet?

(Like crisp packet)

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@chrispacket07 @chrispacket69 @chrispacket71 @chrispacket12 @Chrispacket5 @Chrispacket1981 @Chrispacket6 @chrispacket1231 @Chrispacket99

Ya name sounds like crisp packet.

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@avebury_of hello, I purchased your lapis lazuli hare but I'm having issues with it. I purchased it around 3 weeks ago but my 3rd eye remains closed. Can you offer any advice?

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

I think its time we called them antiHERstimines. We need to do better as a society. #feminist #ally #matriarchy

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@VMG0410 It happened

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@historyinmemes Oh shit you mean the bit where he beat him in that fight? Groundbreaking realisation

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@JustEatUK how about instead of paying celebrities for these shit adverts you reduce the upcharge

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This new #TakeshisCastle is inspiring me to learn Japanese so I don't have to listen to the commentary. @duolingo can you recommend anywhere to learn?

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@McDonalds bring the McGriddle to England you cowards

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@TheSteveBurnio I periodically go back and watch Simon and Daves Roundabout video and Dave and Jim playing Singles 2: Triple Trouble. Will be a shame if they're gone

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@LidlGB I think you want to edit this ad on Instagram.
Not sure these poses are sending the right message.

Unless the message is: Handjob That He's Not Really Enjoying

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

Really @disney? You're going to release a new episode of The MANdalorian today? Of all days?... Call me when you have the courage to make The Womandalorian. #IWD2023 #InternationalWomensDay #TheMandalorian

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@DylanOscroft @DGDtheband Kanye West? In this day and age? I didnt realise my brother was an antisemite 😕 #sorry #problematic

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@marshmello @CalvinHarris @Zedd @deadmau5 @djsammy one for next year: a good name for a Halloween DJ event would be Trick Or Beats #allaboutthatbass #partytunes #decksbetterthansex

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

Loving the new Pink song! The one about not being like a girly girl, being a tough girl thats not like other girls. You know the one! Banger! @Pink #notlikeothergirls #altchick #rockchick

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@spookyvirgo @borithan @Rintastica @jeremysmiles Laziness

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

@Lovehoney What does orgasm mean

[Connor Oscroft @Brocroft1]

If you find yourself with too much faith in your fellow man, take a trip to your local airport and board a plane. Nothing will help you learn to resent other human beings more.

#travel #wanderlust