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You Know I been about That Life

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

Her: "Babe, do you love me?"
Me: "Is your last name 17?"

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

@LouiseLinton I'm surprised Wakanda's Government didn't intervene in your story. Sounded like you needed the Black Panther

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"Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none" - Robert Mugabe

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

When you finally realize that Mary deserves that promotion

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

U know u made it when the fact that your marriage made is worth millions/Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

Crush: can you come over?
Me: I can't, on duty
Crush: but I just found A place where Jiggies are still 50ngwee
Me:

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

How to be a Bitch Ass Nigga 101

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

Can @Raury be my honorary sibling?

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

All this talk about the #Oscars, Black people just need to come up with the #Jeromes or #Laquandas and poof! Problem solved!

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

*Woman Singing chorus*
*Wyclef Comes In*
"Some live for the bill/Some kill for the bill🎧"
The next 3 minutes is history⚡️💀🔥🔥

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

Why Edgar Lungu looking like his name was just called in the category for hottest Rnb vocals at the BETs?

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

Me: "Babe, You're not easy to love"
Babe: " You're not easy to look at"
Me:

[Saiyan Prince @Leroy_Twist]

ayoooooo fab its christmas over here wtf drop that tape bruh @myfabolouslife

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

When it's Friday and you meeting your crush...In your room...And you alone...And she at her place and don't know you

[Philosopher King @TheKnight48]

I knew nothing about sex or dating in high school and most of college, doing drugs with club hotties remains an unrealized dream #TBThursday

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

When a girl start a fight with "For the Record!" And you've got 4 more points of your own that are 'On the Record'

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

When you thought you was gonna fail and your report card say you 'Barely' passed

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

My Crush: "OMG, I wish I had a man that looks at me the way Jay looks at Beyoncé"

Me:

[Premium Idiot @BrodaNoRelation]

My future wife should at least know 2 songs from: Illmatic, Reasonable Doubt, MMLP, 36Chambers, Doggy Style, All Eyes On Me nd Ready to Die

[Philosopher King @TheKnight48]

jldfkhfdjhafhaj ahjhd baby ajlkdfhdihakhdabfb baby gold slugssssssss baby -Fetty Wap