Elliot Broder

Standup Comedian, Auburn University Alum 2012. Denver is home, maker of strange things, king of unique jobs. #TomiLahrenHateClub official member

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The argument that we need centrist voters to win the presidency is bad. Only about 25% of people that could vote actually voted for Trump. If half of the non-voting group showed up and voted for Bernie that would be equal to the number of votes Trump got in 2016

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It’s worthless to call Trump a racist. Most people his age are racist. But he is using race to divide people and that’s far worse. People who use racial divisions as a political tool proliferate racism.

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How the fuck do you even begin to sell the idea of assassinating the front line leaders against ISIS to the American public?

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Republicans want war with Iran and have for a while because 1. some of them believe it will trigger the second coming of Jesus. 2. Some are positioned to profit financially from a large conflict

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Everyone knows liars can’t do push-ups

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I’m going to start writing political fan fiction erotica. So get ready

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This is some bullshit

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Why the fuck was I following Kim Kardashian?

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Weird how people calling it “cancel culture” are some of the same people that want for “market forces” to be the only tool to solve social and societal problems. It’s ALMOST like they are just using capitalism as a red herring for their racism

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A lot of people don’t know this but Alabama is the #1 best band named after a state

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Hey hey heeeaaay
Smoke weed everyday*
*as recommended by your physician

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Did anyone else beside @PeteButtigieg talk about Citizens United v. Fed Election Commission? Because that’s really the biggest fucking problem with our “representative democracy”

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There’s really no reason for civilians to have semi-automatic weapons. If you want to protect yourself from the government get a lawyer
#MakeGunsSingleActionAgain

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Forbes ranked Baltimore 4th in terms of African American economic success. So of course Trump hates it #StandWithBaltimore

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I never thought I’d see the day that conservatives celebrated the reallocation of military funding, but here we are #BuildThatWall I guess

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Trump is racist (not news)! His dad got arrested at a KKK rally. Can we not forget about his connection to super villain child sex trafficker Jeff Epstein

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So you’re telling me that the dude that wore a neon yellow tight frilly leather cowboy outfit with no shirt at the BET awards is gay?! #LilNasX #WhoCares

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Comedy first performing at an open mic with a bondage suspension ring stageside. Side note I cropped this picture hard my phone isn’t THAT shitty

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I would pick melons or wash dishes for 40k and benefits. Hell I’d work in agriculture in a heartbeat if I could own a % of the farm as a condition of extended employment there.

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Big businesses want as many immigrants here as possible to increase the labor supply and therefore lower the price. If it was impossible for an illegal immigrant to work and get paid in America this would not be a problem.

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If you think Americans are lazy or don’t want to do the work, you’re wrong it’s not the work, it’s the price.