Brody

Keep your friends close but take your enemies toaster

[Jeff Brewer @JeffBrewer1]

The taxi situation in St. John’s is at a crisis level. It has to be addressed before there is a drinking and driving epidemic (if there isn’t already)

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

First thing the anarchists did upon taking over Seattle was “BUILD A WALL”. See, I was ahead of our times!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Brannon Tharpe @brannontharpe]

@ChelseaClinton @devisridhar @CNN In the US, more people have died trying to testify against your mom than they have from the Corona virus.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Let’s cuddle up by the fire and debate each other’s politics till we hate each other.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They attacked us, & we hit back. If they attack again, which I would strongly advise them not to do, we will hit them harder than they have ever been hit before!

[Brody @BrodyHatcher]

It must be so difficult being the ugly sibling! I can’t imagine!

[Brody @BrodyHatcher]

God knew I would be too powerful if I was good at math

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

I don’t even get disappointed anymore, I’m just like aw again? okay lol

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

I touched rock bottom I can’t go but Up!

[Brody @BrodyHatcher]

@PPIndKentucky @JacobOlinik91 you’re not alone

[Brody @BrodyHatcher]

I hope lil pump goes to hoedown this year

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

LMFAOOOO... this Arthur episode is still a classic https://t.co/ApRgoxUdPU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[Brody @BrodyHatcher]

@hynez_57 @NewfieScumbag Definitely down