After literal years of searching I've finally found this New Zealand wedgie ad from 2003, that apparently turned so many heads it got banned from television.
Enjoy it.
https://t.co/v2oJqtyYWM
I'm a total loser, a useless piece of shit. I got a wedgie cut all the way down to my head because I'm so pathetic I can't even think of anything better than humiliating myself like this.