Omamuyovwi Dante Gbejewoh

PhD Candidate @queensu||Agroecological Transformation and Food Systems Sustainability||By God's Grace.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Stop calling into The Ramsey Show with questions about how to handle your $7.4 million 401(k) in your final ten years of life.

“Should we go to Italy or keep saving??? We’re 78 years old!”

Nobody tunes in for success stories.

I want complete devastation.

I need a guy making $16/hr as a part time YMCA pool lifeguard with 5 kids and a wife who just bought a 2026 Yukon Denali at 21% and now has a $1,400 monthly payment.

I need a 50 year old dad on his third marriage who just took out a HELOC to fund his third wife’s grown daughter’s wedding with Jimmy the local tattoo artist who “promises” to pay it back.

I need Denise who took a $400,000 SBA loan for her Etsy candle brand that does $6 in revenue.

No one cares about your social security or pension or your rental property capital gains questions.

I want carnage. Feed me.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

fufu don dey drag size with egg and una keep quiet

[Billionaire in Transit @the_artmosfair]

It’s always something with them podcast folks 😭😪

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Oluwafemi @oluwafemi_dev]

The pidgin version made is 2x funnier.😂😂

[Mustafa @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 @loveiceprincesz]

Isn't this just a Nigerian classroom

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Usher unexpectedly spots Dave Chappelle in the crowd during his performance of “Nice & Slow” while on “The R&B Tour” with Chris Brown.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Reuben @CFCCatalyst]

This right here, is how to chest billing.

[Emily Kate @emilykatetakes]

“Does this look like.. Steph Curry?”

I’m in tears 😭😭😂

[Berri Tee 𖣂 @BerriTee1]

Lol 🤣

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

😂😂😂
Make dispatch rider open am suck small 😂😭😭😭

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

There’s a branch in PortHarCourt

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The Full grown adults who can’t vacation, take a gap year, have hobbies, play an instrument, speak multiple languages, swim, cycle, skate, or backpack. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to escape survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics nobody really talks about.