Brogrammer

I pump iron and pump out code. I commit, to Github, not girls. Send brogrammer-related stuff to [email protected]

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They are purging us. https://t.co/4s13wSuy2u

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If programming languages were weapons: perl is a Molotov cocktail. C++ is a pair of nunchuks. http://t.co/P2239IzUMM

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Online beauty contest with OnePlus company logo showing. Ladies, no nudity please. http://t.co/k8LndRdf4t

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70% of suicides in US are white men, most middle aged. http://t.co/0xKv8FyUJw

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My type of job: write code, work out, get the girl. A developer's life at Ayuda.

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Apparently, it's the age of the @brogrammer, though the photo totally sucks. http://t.co/MrLhtOdmqX

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@markgono @hipsterhacker Welcome to the fold, bro.

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Brogrammer pick-up line: Want to see my hard disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

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Brogrammer pick-up line: You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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Two of the Defcon @HackerJeopardy categories: "Tits" and "Asses."

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Brogrammer pick-up line: Hey baby, you wanna come over tonight and handle my events?

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@chrysb disagree. It's okay as long as odd numbers of exclamation points in a row.

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Wherein the @washingtonpost purports to delve inside my mind http://t.co/4aEY47DIY4

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Hackers and hookers—the ultimate brogrammer party. http://t.co/9IhS77Of7O

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Neuroeconomics! New field on brain science and economics. Does it one up behavioral economics? http://t.co/aWfYHnCy3K

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The difference between web people and sotcom folks, according to @ev. Were they in it for the money? http://t.co/bISURQnX0h

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And a fellow @brogrammer, @paxdickenson, goes down. Mob mentality. http://t.co/kpPZXNTVAY

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Titstare. The ultimate brogrammer hackathon project. http://t.co/hta2Yquup6

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Passwords for the Manly Man. http://t.co/fFA7QGPhTR http://t.co/VUDtMlQ68R (@johnpolacek)