Broke and Slutty

I never said I was a role model.

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Sporadically remembering things I did freshman and sophomore year literally make me cringe. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

My boyfriend is 300 miles away. So here I sit. Alone. #booo #nosexytime #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Just realized every guy I've ever dated has played a sport like lacrosse or soccer. Every guy it didn't work out with? Not athletic. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

There is just something so satisfying about the bed hitting the wall while having sex. #sorrynotsorryneighbors

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Just found out my allergy medicine amplifies drunkenness. Explains so much. #winning #blackingout #drowsyyy #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Just used a shot glass for water to take my medicine. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

What did I do Friday and Saturday night? Good question. #struggle #acceptable #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

I take way too big of bites to be allowed to eat in public. #thesinglelife #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Some rando just texted me "if i flip a coin, what're my chances of getting head? haha" #idontknowyou #thisismylife #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Happy St. Paddy's Day parade!! #stl #drunk #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Had to change my pinterest board to 'My Dream Style' because I've finally accepted that I can't afford 'My Style'. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

All of the guys I liked in elementary and middle school are doing nothing with their lives. #freakingout #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

You aren't a good slut if you get prego. #truth #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

I wish it was just as socially acceptable to walk up to a guy in the middle of the day and go home with him as it is at night. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

Happy Birthday @keshasuxx!!! #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

I might like you better if we slept together. #BAS

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

I got 99 problems, and school is every single one of them. #relatablepost #BAS

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I swear I think like a man. #sluttygirlconfessions

[jillian pearl @thejillianpearl]

Why does shopping always get me out of the depression I'm in when I'm broke? #shopaholic @BrokeAndSlutty

[Broke and Slutty @BrokeAndSlutty]

I can't even complain now that no one loves me. #creepsgivingmeflowers #BAS