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[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

@LakshmiGandhi @EmilyLindin Just what I told my mom tonight: "Wow, mom, I got triggered by the Presidential Election."

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Everybody up in my face, telling me I got to be famous.
I’m like, “Is famous a person?”

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

No bells, whistles or makeup. My two cents (selfie-speaking). :) #nomakeupselfie #JustMeAndTheSkinImIn #nomakeup

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Women are badasses. We've been climbing the proverbial mountain (or pyramid) in high heels for decades. #GetErDone https://t.co/25SkVxP2oy

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Tourists looking across the Sahara Desert from the top of the pyramid of Cheops at sunset, circa 1920s.

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

#CouldITroubleYouFor an "m"? It's WHOM to follow... sigh

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

And today is the day I decide to check back in to Twitter after a long hiatus... #NationalBoyfriendDay

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

#IllNeverBeTooOldTo hit the snooze button 10x in a row. Sigh.

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Who says freezing isn't fashionable? Don't forget coffee. Photo:@vyoruby #BrokeBadAssGirlCoffee #Stonecoldfashion

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Popcorn - a tasty snack. Especially when it's $2.99 for a huge bag! Popitty pop. #BrokeBadAssGirlSnacks #nophotoneeded #itspopcorn #yum

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Too broke to ship those Xmas gifts? Take a picture and email it w/ subject, "Will send when get paid". #BrokeBadAssGirlSolutions #santaemail

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

A tweet for tweet's sake is no tweet at all. But this is still a tweet. #BrokeBadAssGirl

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Did a gig at a cafe-4 Cafe Breves for FREE! Plus the pay, got about $70 in ~2hours.#BrokeBadAssMusicianSolutions #coffeewoebegone #winning

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Playing gigs at restaurants/cafes is a favorite way to get dinner. Always have leftovers. Score!#BrokeBadAssMusicianSolutions #2mealMusician

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Heart = broken. https://t.co/yWL4scPVTu

[Forbes @Forbes]

All major airlines have banned hoverboards following safety concerns about their batteries https://t.co/r8C4Zrw40o

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

@vyoruby saved this broke girl 2x this month. #coffee #love #family #CantMakeItWithoutThem

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Clean laundry+bathroom ceiling caving in=Are you kidding me? Maintenance guy is pretty cute, though. #BrokeBadAssGirl(friend?) #notupsetnow

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Olive oil is great for skin. Put it on after showering. Added plus: Double duties as a cooking oil. #BrokeBadAssGirlSolutions #brokebeauty

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Asked my GPS for an ATM giving out less than $20s. Took me to railroad tracks.#destinationNOTontheleft #BrokeBadAssGirlproblems #noReally

[BrokeGirl @BrokeBadAssGirl]

Buses are just like limos. A bottle of 2 buck chuck and you'll see just what I'm talking about. #BrokeBadAssGirlSolutions