Broke Barista

~to inspire & nurture the barista spirit, one rant at a time~

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

if you honk in/near a drive thru, all baristas wearing headsets are entitled to compensation in the form of fist-fighting you in the parking lot.

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

fascinating to me in this capitalistic hellscape that is the year of our lord 2021, there are people who still think our food is prepared fresh inhouse.

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

MASK 👏 STAYS 👏 ON 👏 UNTIL 👏 YOU 👏 LEAVE 👏 THE 👏 STORE 👏

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

spot outage this, reduced order quantity that.... every! single! time! there's a new drink launch, there's never enough product and we're the ones getting bitched at??? hello????

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

maybe im just bad at my job but i hate baristas coming in at 630/7 asking "where do you want me?"
bruh there's 3 of you & no customers, figure it out 🤷

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

our store doesnt get enough labour on a good day, and with the store down the street closed due to covid we've been d y i n g send help

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

thnx for putting refreshers on the daily order.... wish i could order more than one case of strawberry acai 🤔🙃

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

everyone say thank you to this guy who makes my life better every single day 🎉

[the angry barista @barista_anger]

"Is the biggest cup there your large?"
#BaristaProblems

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

every day is a new nightmare

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

ppl showing up right at 6am for new merch will never not be insane to me

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

what you can do to feel good about yourself and actually make a difference in someone's day is
~~*tip your barista*~~

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

unpopular opinion apparently but i dont like pay-it-forward trains 😕
it makes ppl feel good about themselves while not actually doing anything special (they were going to spend the money anyway). plus it can get confusing in the drive thru when we're busy

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

the dm actually made a good decision for once and told us to close our cafe seating 🙏

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

back in lockdown BABEY

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

so one of my coworkers is trying to publicly shame another store in our group chat, one where a lot of my friends work, and im super not here for it. #wtfiswrongwyou #givepplabreak

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

already had someone say theyre calling head office on us lmao

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

our first customer was an old lady who bumrushed the door when i opened it to let our next partner in (bfore open) and then ordered 10 TEAS

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

and now im back for red cup madness lmao 😄🔫

[Broke Barista @BrokeBarista]

guess whos working 16 straight hours today bcuz fcuk me amirite 🙃

[M👾 @heyturtleneck]

God I want a cigarette..