Mr Six Legs

an OG rat snake || Snowflake enthusiast

[dalibali @dalibali2]

IR should be run exclusively by hot blondes.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

[Munetaka Hoosierkami @Hoosierkami]

Thot daughter or “I’m excited to announce I passed my SIE” LinkedIn son

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[Russian Princess @trustfundwife]

Some poor analyst has been awake for 24 hours working on something that he needs his MD to review with him before their meeting and meanwhile his MD is ignoring him because he’s in my bed watching a compilation of Jackass greatest stunts

[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

GENUINELY HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS?

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: US becomes first country to host World Cup team and strike that teams country on same day

[meow @SVBriskmanager]

@KobeissiLetter Trump every Sunday evening before the stock market opens:

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

SPACEX VALUATION: $2.4 TRILLION
AMAZON VALUATION: $2.4 TRILLION

SPACEX REVENUE: $18.7 BILLION
AMAZON REVENUE: $742.77 BILLION

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

BREAKING: SpaceX market cap has now declined by more than $415,000,000,000 since Jim Cramer tweeted about it going up.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

It's a Cybertruck

[30 @hoodii30]

having an onIyfans daughter and a soundcloud rapper son has to be the worst combo in mankind

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Many such cases

[kuno @kunoo]

Me managing my $180 portfolio

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

POV you just told her you buy companies with a mix of debt and equity

[Noah @antibearthesis]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops 1%

[Hank @hennycamenzyn]

“Might have found your ball are you shooting Livvy Dunne leaks?”